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[the_dude_]

moses and jesus are up in heaven, and jesus is like, "man, i wonder if we still have powers to do really cool stuff" and moses is like, "watch this" so moses uses his power to part the sea. jesus goes, "yeah that's cool, but i used to be able to walk on that stuff", so moses goes, "yeah, and still would be able to if you didn't have those holes in

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[postlapsaria]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT JOKE, HUH?

[the_dude_]

a girl whose high fives crown kings

[postlapsaria]

true that.

[excuse_mywords]

"Har har har."