A long, hard journey laid ahead of the mighty warrior. The amazing quest would take him through the Twin Mountains of Nipplodonium and down to the deep swirling black hole of Bellibutiom. The brave green warrior tredged further onward through the bare hill of Venusium and then, the brave slippery warrior made his way into the deep canerverous ( Read more... )

CAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM QUEENCAROLINE FOR PROM ( Read more... )

Caroline is sooooo good to me. I think that at the earliest possible convenience, we should have babies.

I was laughing. Laughing so hard at nothing. Making an ass out of myself. I was laughing until it was hard to breathe. Every time I tried to suck in a breath, I felt more and more oxygen leave my body. I laughed until tears came to my eyes and just as I thought I was going to suffocate, tears formed in my eyes and I wailed. I cried until my lungs ( Read more... )

It's only been TEN days. I can't believe it. It feels like forever. I bet its even worse for him. *poor baby*

Sigh.

My mom wants me to wear a full, long dress to my wedding. On the beach. In the middle of summer. Did I mention that it's on the beach? Long, full, white, wedding dress.

I'm no virgin, I don't want to wear white. That irks me when people do that. Grr.

Sigh.

Should I give in, or should I get the flowy hippie skirt of my dreams?

So I was watching a comedy special in which the comedian was discussing orgasms. HE stated that the male and female orgasms were different. This, I believe, is true. Alebiet, I've never been a male, so I can't testify to the accuracy of that statement ( Read more... )

I don't think anybody reads my journal anymore ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start wearing panties again.

Get your resolution here

So I got some running shoes. Anything to keep my mind off of this empty hole that Matt has left in my life. Wow... saying it that way makes it sound like he's done it on purpose. I know it's for the best; both for him and for our future. I'm still just... shocked at how much space he took up in my life and my heart. Anyway. I threw a lot of stuff ( Read more... )