Preparations for Dawn's funeral and SPIKE has a soul?!?

Jul 18, 2006 20:45

Spike and Anya are going back and forth like it's a comedy roast or something and not telling me what the hell is going on, all the while, we're supposed to be taking care of the coroner stuff and then the burial for Dawn. They went back and forth and all it made me think of was that they had had sex together and it angered me, especially with Dawn ( Read more... )

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vengeancy_anya July 27 2006, 01:40:38 UTC
"How did you get the soul? And be specific, Spike, because while we have to take Dawn to the coroner, I seem to remember that when you were last here, you tried to rape Buffy. That doesn't sound like somebody who's soulworthy. Did you like buy it? Trade some body's to some warlock just so that you could get a soul and make Buffy believe that you were worthy or are worthy of her now?"

I looked at Spike. "Why would she want to be with you now? Xander's right, you did try to rape her. You think the soul would make a difference? Please. Buffy's the most complicated human I know. She probably wouldn't know what to do with you." Xander wanted to know how he got it back. It couldn't have been easy. He couldn't get his soul back with a snap of a finger.

"Okay, before you tell me what happened with your soul, and how you got it, Spike, because you aren't getting away without telling me, I think that we should iron out exactly how we're going to tell the hospital morgue people or whoever it is that we speak to, what happened. She's ( ... )

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railroad_spike July 27 2006, 13:11:35 UTC
"Why would she want to be with you now? Xander's right, you did try to rape her. You think the soul would make a difference? Please. Buffy's the most complicated human I know. She probably wouldn't know what to do with you."

I was about to bloody answer, not knowing if Buffy would ever want to be near me, again, which had sodding bothered me on the long journey back, when Xander asked what we were going to tell the officials and Anya answered, as only Anya could.

"Just tell them we found her in an alley. We've been looking for her for days. They won't know the difference."

"That's something, that you'd say." Monkey boy also gave her a look.

"Would you rather tell them what really happened? I, highly, doubt they'll believe that, Xander."

"Can't tell them that a powerful and now dead witch hit her with a giant fireball, that's for damned sure, but that doesn't mean that we lie about anything else. In alley's there aren't clumps of dirt and grass like there are under her nails, now. There wouldn't be the same in her hair, and she ( ... )

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powerless_scoob July 27 2006, 13:17:24 UTC
"Just tell them we found her in an alley. We've been looking for her for days. They won't know the difference."

I think that I wanted to strangle Anya, about now, although the days part was about right.

"Would you rather tell them what really happened? I, highly, doubt they'll believe that, Xander."

"Look, we're not going to tell them what really happened, and we can definitely tell them about the looking for her for days thing, but an alley, Ahn?"

"Can't tell them that a powerful and now dead witch hit her with a giant fireball, that's for damned sure, but that doesn't mean that we lie about anything else. In alley's there aren't clumps of dirt and grass like there are under her nails, now. There wouldn't be the same in her hair, and she wouldn't have a grass stain on her back. Lie about the not knowing how she died thing, but as far as where we found her, don't lie, because it will raise suspicions..."I was driving and therefore looking at the road, so i wasn't looking at her fingernails or her hair. I was mainly just smelling ( ... )

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