Skele-motherfucking-tor

[the_emperor]

Let me tell you about my old pal Skeletor. We go way back. I knew him in High School and now we're all wrinkly and shit, that's how long I've known him. We'd do evil teenager shit like T.P. the principal's yard, scratch our keys against the prom king's Chevy Impala, and shit like that. In my rise to power as supreme ruler of the universe I gave

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He has a Live Journal,

[genepool23]

but so far he has neglected to post in it. That pussy-boy He-Man (what kind of name is that, anyway? compensating much?) must be keeping him real busy. Or Evil Lyn. Or maybe the Sorceress...MMmmm Sorceress...

Re: He has a Live Journal,

[the_emperor]

From what I understand, on Eternia there's a He-Man and a She-Man. She-Man looks and acts a lot like a woman, except she also has a johnson. So... it's not so much compensation as it is He-Man just differentiating himself from the hermaphrodite.

Skeletor's a busy guy... too busy to call an old friend everyonce in a while, so I'm not suprised that he doesn't update his LJ.