Jeopardy

[the_emperor]

One of the benefits of being the supreme ruler of the evil empire that governs the entire universe is that you can get a spot on Celebrity Jeopardy anytime you want. And win. And keep the money, instead of giving it to one of those bullshit charities like the Ronald McDonald house or whatever. I completely kicked ass, winning 99,999 credits (the

Comments

[dianalynn]

wow, so many credits and so little time...

[the_emperor]

The Audio Daily Double is no match for the powers of the Dark Side.

with this money perhaps you could purchase functioning maitenance droids and quit bitching at me...?

[darth_maul]

ah but of course not, master, it is my job as your apprentice to get bitched at should anything ever go wrong, even if the problem has nothing to do with me what so ever. (so when do you teach me to brainwash people like that??? you've done an excellent job on me and i may find it useful in the future...put the tecnique to use on my own apprentice, one day.) you have actually impressed me, and i am proud to call you master...*for now* ::clears throat:: i mean...good job...::gives you a few sidibons::

Re: with this money perhaps you could purchase functioning maitenance droids and quit bitching at me

[the_emperor]

Maul, you will be sliced apart in a duel. I have forseen it.

why is it

[dv]

when I'M on celebrity jeopardy, I get categories like "poetry of the middle east" but when fucking Rosie's on she gets categories like "Pod Racing" and "maintaining a walking robotic life support system"

Re: why is it

[the_emperor]

Because I think that's funny.