Wayne Palpatine, Reigning Emperor

[the_emperor]

Hey gang, I'm back from another trip to Kessel... ya know... same old same old

Comments

[y0da]

Haha! I remember that show! I didn't know that was you though. You looked younger or something.

[the_emperor]

I had longer hair then.

[luke_skywalker]

That was my most badass creation. I'll be in a bar, like, "Hey bitches, wanna see my lightsaber?" and before they answer me I'm like "'Scuse me while whip this out." (I totally saw that on TV) and I flash that fucker up and ladies are like,"OHH! That lightsaber!" And, like moths to a lightbulb, they come a-flockin'. And then I whip out the other lightsaber. And by other lightsaber, I mean my penis.

[nikkiegirl]

wow. that cracked me up. shiznet, it was even reminiscent of really good writing from joe... i am so impressed with you right now.... whoever you are. that was a really fucking funny post. :-p

[the_emperor]

What do you mean, whoever I am... I'm the_emperor

Re:

[nikkiegirl]

you're right. i lost my mind for a minute. must've been the drugs i've been consistently doing just so that i can delve my mind deeper into the dark side, so that i may serve you more.

*shakes herself*

ok. i'm better now. still think it was a funny post though. very aprapo... (sp?)

[the_emperor]

Thank you.

Apropos.

Wayne Palpatine, third and fourth grade Spelling Bee champ, Naboo Regal Elementary Academy

[yojimbo]

snicker snicker

Nothing funnier than seeing an old man in a robe AND baseball cap.

[the_emperor]

...I don't think I like your attitude.

[yojimbo]

snicker snicker..
i don't like your episode II action figure

snicker snicker

[yojimbo]

doh! Blast me and my silly cloned intelligence!
Heres a link instead
Click here old fool