Data script 1
Due to my injury, I agreed to take over as the data taker for a few practices. I….probably should have taken tennis into account. Too bad.
Akutagawa Jirou
Weakness: Narcoleptic- ha! Started out with a big word. I can do this seriously.
Solution: Chocolate covered coffee beans- he’d be cool if we could get him on that non-stop bouncy thing he does.
Atobe Keigo
Weakness: He’s a princess, a pretty pretty princess.
Solution: Remind him he isn’t made of gold- I suggest feeding him to Akutsu.
Aoi Kentarou
Weakness: …spazz
Solution: Some people are simply beyond help.
Echizen Ryoma
Weakness: He's a brat.
Solution: Beat him with ponta cans until he shuts the hell up. I mean- who says MadeMade Dane...it's like some cartoon or something...
Fuji Yuuta
Weakness: He seems ok- just looks generally pissed off at life.
Solution: Give him sugar and dirty magazines.
Fuji Syuusuke
Weakness: …just plain creepy.
Solution: Can we get him a mask or something?
Kaidou Kaoru
Weakness: He hisses…
Solution: Don’t they have speech therapy for things like that now?
Kamio Akira
Weakness: Is he dancing? Oh man…
Solution: Really heavy leg weights. Or Sedatives…something.
Kawamura Takashi
Weakness: He looks like a nice- …what the hell?!
Solution: Er- counseling for being split personality psychotic? ….and something for the obvious ‘burning’ that seems to be upsetting him.
Kirihara Akaya
Weakness: He's OUR brat.
Solution: I can tend to that personally.
Ibu Shinji
Weakness: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!
Solution: Grip tape across the mouth, hell, he’d probably like it.
Marui Bunta
Weakness: He's chubby.
Solution: Run, run like you’re chasing a donut, sugarball.
Mukahi Gakuto
Weakness: He's a brat.
Solution: …He wasn’t kidding with Bitch on his journal. I highly recommend he be neutered and put down. In that order.
Niou Masaharu : Player is out of order currently…damnit this blows.
Shishido Ryou
Weakness: .Still gathering information, Hyoutei snob.
Solution: Simply put, a smack upside the head to the dense guy.
Sanada Genichirou
Weakness: Stick up Ass
Possible solution: Surgically remove said stick. Get him Laid.
Tachibana Kippei
Weakness: Crazy- but also injured.
Solution: I’ll update this when he’s moving about. Kinda nice having bench company though.
Tezuka Kunimitsu
Weakness: Stoic bastard.
Solution:Get him drunk and ban the word ‘laps’ from his vocabulary.
Wakato Hiroshi
Weakness: Pretty good guy…just odd
Solution: Sedatives. Lots of sedatives.
Yagyuu Hiroshi
Weakness: No comment.
Solution: Strip him naked and let me have my way with him. Or at least get him to believe me…
Yanagi Renji
Weakness: I still think he has no eyes.
Solution: Buy him some cool sunglasses so we don’t need to wonder.
Yukimura Seiichi
Weakness: Boss.
Solution: I value my life too much to say anything…
Akutagawa Jirou
Weakness: Narcoleptic- ha! Started out with a big word. I can do this seriously.
Solution: Chocolate covered coffee beans- he’d be cool if we could get him on that non-stop bouncy thing he does.
Atobe Keigo
Weakness: He’s a princess, a pretty pretty princess.
Solution: Remind him he isn’t made of gold- I suggest feeding him to Akutsu.
Aoi Kentarou
Weakness: …spazz
Solution: Some people are simply beyond help.
Echizen Ryoma
Weakness: He's a brat.
Solution: Beat him with ponta cans until he shuts the hell up. I mean- who says MadeMade Dane...it's like some cartoon or something...
Fuji Yuuta
Weakness: He seems ok- just looks generally pissed off at life.
Solution: Give him sugar and dirty magazines.
Fuji Syuusuke
Weakness: …just plain creepy.
Solution: Can we get him a mask or something?
Kaidou Kaoru
Weakness: He hisses…
Solution: Don’t they have speech therapy for things like that now?
Kamio Akira
Weakness: Is he dancing? Oh man…
Solution: Really heavy leg weights. Or Sedatives…something.
Kawamura Takashi
Weakness: He looks like a nice- …what the hell?!
Solution: Er- counseling for being split personality psychotic? ….and something for the obvious ‘burning’ that seems to be upsetting him.
Kirihara Akaya
Weakness: He's OUR brat.
Solution: I can tend to that personally.
Ibu Shinji
Weakness: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!
Solution: Grip tape across the mouth, hell, he’d probably like it.
Marui Bunta
Weakness: He's chubby.
Solution: Run, run like you’re chasing a donut, sugarball.
Mukahi Gakuto
Weakness: He's a brat.
Solution: …He wasn’t kidding with Bitch on his journal. I highly recommend he be neutered and put down. In that order.
Niou Masaharu : Player is out of order currently…damnit this blows.
Shishido Ryou
Weakness: .Still gathering information, Hyoutei snob.
Solution: Simply put, a smack upside the head to the dense guy.
Sanada Genichirou
Weakness: Stick up Ass
Possible solution: Surgically remove said stick. Get him Laid.
Tachibana Kippei
Weakness: Crazy- but also injured.
Solution: I’ll update this when he’s moving about. Kinda nice having bench company though.
Tezuka Kunimitsu
Weakness: Stoic bastard.
Solution:Get him drunk and ban the word ‘laps’ from his vocabulary.
Wakato Hiroshi
Weakness: Pretty good guy…just odd
Solution: Sedatives. Lots of sedatives.
Yagyuu Hiroshi
Weakness: No comment.
Solution: Strip him naked and let me have my way with him. Or at least get him to believe me…
Yanagi Renji
Weakness: I still think he has no eyes.
Solution: Buy him some cool sunglasses so we don’t need to wonder.
Yukimura Seiichi
Weakness: Boss.
Solution: I value my life too much to say anything…