Don't come the Brigadier bitch with us, dear

[the_epic_fish]

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Ooh! Get her,
I've got your number, Duckie,
You couldn't afford me dear,
Two, three... I'll scratch your eyes out,
Don't come the Brigadier bitch with us, dear,
We all know where you've been,
You military fairy,

Don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in with that dolly-coloured sargeant,
Two, three Ooh!