Comments | the_ericai: I was David Bowie's love child.

the_ericai

I was David Bowie's love child.

Jan 08, 2007 21:02

Happy 60th birthday to the man I thought was my father. Well, for a year, or so, I did, at least ( Read more... )

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eeeniebean January 9 2007, 06:32:35 UTC

I love this story.
Especially because for a good long while, they thought that I might be Steven Tyler's love child. (my uncle went to high school with Tom Hamilton, and the Aerosmith formed in Sunapee, New Hampshire which is not far from New London where I was born.... I used to go to Lake Sunapee all the time as a kid.)

But, anyway... soon after I was born, they saw my lil lips and my green eyes and realized that I look just like my "biological" father (who now looks horrifyingly like Ron Jeremy).

Anyway, Happy bday, Bowie. I remember I got the Man Who Fell to Earth haircut when I was 18 and was terrribly pleased. :)

the_ericai January 11 2007, 21:55:39 UTC

And don't forget your Sean Bean mother...who apparently KNEW Mr. Tyler in the biblical sense? Is this what you're saying?
See, no matter what, you're the product of ... ahem ... Fame.

FAME eeeniebean January 11 2007, 22:25:38 UTC

You know what that means, right?

I'm gonna live forever.
AND,
I'm gonna learn how to fly...

HIGH.

:)

Re: FAME the_ericai January 11 2007, 22:55:50 UTC

Huh. I was thinking more along the lines of it meaning..
...Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool?

mandydax January 9 2007, 07:29:55 UTC

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the_ericai January 11 2007, 21:56:46 UTC

I did not see him on "The Venture Brothers", but that is mostly because I don't watch it because it's on TV and I no longer watch TV. Yes, sad, I know. But, I like the idea of Bowie being an illuminatus magician!

mandydax January 12 2007, 01:18:34 UTC

Not just that, but a cartoon illuminatus magician!

the_ericai January 12 2007, 15:47:41 UTC

Could life BE any better?
I submit that it could NOT!

No wonder ... nouveaustar January 9 2007, 15:48:40 UTC

No wonder you were the crazy and weird one ... ant babies, David Bowies daughter ... building things with dice. Makes me appreciate being the pretty one, less trouble.

Re: No wonder ... the_ericai January 11 2007, 21:57:17 UTC

Pretty = Boring.
that's why you're living it up now. You realize being pretty isn't fun. Being trouble is.

onica2 January 9 2007, 17:32:46 UTC

Hmmm...you DO have similar eyes....maybe a paternity test is in order? ;)

Ooohhhh... the_ericai January 11 2007, 21:58:29 UTC

You have a point.
I wonder if he'd go for that.
That'd be so coool! I'd have Iman for a stepmother. If I lose about 45 pounds and gained about 6 inches in height, I could probably fit into her hand-me-downs.

I can totally see the resemblence... caine2000 January 10 2007, 04:19:10 UTC

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Re: I can totally see the resemblence... the_ericai January 11 2007, 21:59:29 UTC

Though that is striking...

...me in the brain...

I seem to look a tad more like Martin Short in that picture. Otherwise, yes, I so see the family ties. Or something...

Get back to work. You have too much time on your hands.