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001. What is your name? sabrina
002. Spell your name backwards: anirbas
003. Date of birth: 111288
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: scorpio
006. Nicknames: brina
007. Occupation: stealing
008. Height: 5 feet
009. Weight: 137
010. Hair color: filthy blond
011. Eye color: brown
012. Where are you? my room
013. Where did you go yesterday? the comic con
014. Age: 15
015. Screen names: esoteric moan, pretentious kiss
016. E-mail address: the_euphemistic@yahoo.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? well pretentious kiss was a total random mix up, but esoteric moan means exactly what it says, minus the moan -- that was another random mix up
018. What is your JOURNAL name? the_euphemistic
019. What does your diary name stand for? um euphemisms
020. Pets: two dogs
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 2, they were cheap candles from when i was little, one read 1, the other read 5
022. Piercings? 2 in each ear
023. Tattoo's? none yet
024. Shoe size? 7
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: pj pants, and my casualties shirt
027. Hearing: reggie and the full effect
028. Feeling: nervous about ap
029. Eating/drinking: diet 7up
Which one of your friends is the....
030. Craziest? we're all crazy
031. Loudest? we're all loud
032. Nicest? roger
033. Bitchiest? me
034. Life of the party? we all are
035. Jock? alister
036. Prep? none of us look like preps, however there's a good few of us who actually give a fuck about school
037. Rebel? i hate this term, however we all rebel against some things
038. Cutest? marcos
039. Best friend of the same sex? rayna
040. Best friend of the opposite sex?: come on now, all i have are male friends aside from rayna, ana, and christy
041. Most popular? alister
042. Rudest? rayna
043. Most shy? roger
044. Dumbest? the 2 gay guys, roger and enrique
045. Smartest? we all have our wits
046. Weirdest? roger
047. Has the best hair? ana, all of her dyes perfectly mix with her skin
048. Best personality? eric
049. Most talented? alister i suppose
050. Most ghetto? none of us are really ghetto, however i have a hoodrat personality when i'm confronting someone
051. Most spoiled? roger
052. Drama queen? roger
053. Pain in the ass? whoever that private number belongs to that calls me nonstop
054. Funniest? eric
055. Best advice giver? none of us really give advice, we mostly give input
056. Druggie? eric
057. Most likely to join a cult? me and rayna
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? tony
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? rayna
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 21
Sexual/Romantic questions
061. Have you ever been in love? yes
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? well in terms romanticism and not friendship... i'd say 2 guys got the "i love you"
063. How many people have you been in love with? 2, but only 1 left a lasting impression
064. How many people have you kissed? i've kissed more than i've dated
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? yes
066. How many people have you dated? 15, but only 4 were lasting relationships
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? i don't really look for qualities, in fact i never end up liking a guy unless he liked me first and some how got around to seducing me
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? the ones that seduce me
070. Do you have a bf/gf? no
071. If so where did you meet them? most of them were met at school, and through friends of friends
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf?: i've liked the rare affection
073. Do you have a crush right now? no but i have eric in mind because he currently possesses the power to make me feel bad if he didn't give me enough attention
074. If so who is it? eric, but i don't want to be with him
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
076. Do you remember your first love? yes
077. Who is the first person you kissed? my cousin
078. Do you believe in fate? hmmm? no
079. Do you believe in soul mates? yes
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? i already found a few soul mates
090. What's the best thing a crush has given you? phone numbers, free transportation, food, orgasms, attention, and flattery
100. What's the worst thing a crush has given you? crushed ego and bruised consciousness
101. Are you a virgin? no
102. Do you have sex on the first date? in most cases, oral
103. Do you think you're slutty/unmoral? according to selective stereotypes, yes. however when you're in the "unmoral" seat... things don't seem so slutty.
Family Stuff
104. How many siblings do you have? 3
105. What are your parents names? joseph and sandra
106. What are your siblings names? rodolfo (called rudy), robert, and sierra
107. How many siblings does your mother have? three
108. How many siblings does your father have? five
109. Where are your parents from? my dad was born in guam, my mom was born in los angeles
110. Is your family close? yes
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yes
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? no
113. Any medical problems run through your family? several types of cancer, and obesity
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? two
116. Are your parents divorced? no
117. Do you have incestuous family members? ...one, and a few suspicious
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? yes
119. If so for what? my grandma disowned this one relative named ralph because he was a freeloading drifter who accused her of being jealous because she can't sexually have him after she kicked him out when he made no progress (what a twisted fucker ay?)
120. Did some of your family come to Canada from another country? no
Music Stuff
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? muzzle // the smashing pumpkin
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? none embarrass me, but i suppose my hanson cd wouldn't really fit in with my aura
123. What's the best cd you own? all of them
124. What song do you absolutely hate? any that come on the radio all the time
125. Do you sing in the shower? no
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? head over feet // alanis morrissette
127. What band have you clinged to since childhood? the smashing pumpkins
128. Who did you adore during childhood? oasis, smashing pumpkins, and nirvana
129. Did you slip into a boyband craze? if so, who? hanson, nysnc, and blink 182
130. Did you slip into a punk craze? yes
131. What band have you liked previously, but dislike now? none actually, i enjoy former music still to this day whenever i play random old cds, however i'm not so crazy about them anymore
132. What male singers do you adore? rufus wainwright, robert smith, chris martin, and john mayer
133. What female singers do you adore? fiona apple, alanis morrissette, hope sandoval, deborah o`riordan, courtney love, and madonna
134. What bands have you been listening to this week? reggie and the full effect, brand new, the smashing pumpkins, the casualties, jack off jill, the smiths, coldplay, and the cardigans
135. What musical genres are you embarrassed to admit that you like? emo
137. What famous musician do you want to have sex with? john mayer
138. What famous musicians have you met? none but i've seen billy martin from good charlotte at the comic con
139. What music have you started to like because your friends played it? um, tony played britney spears all the time and i've adapted to a few of her songs
140. What bands do you recommend people to listen to? whatever they really like
141. What bands do you not recommend people to listen to? bands that are underground that they don't really like
Favorites
142. Quote: if you look at something long enough, it begins to lose it's meaning // andy warhol
143. Artist: i really don't care about the arts, but andy warhol amuses me
144. Cookie brand: nutter butter
145. Chip brand: i love all chips
146. Fast food: i love all fast food
147. Eat in restaurants: starbucks
148. Candy: sour belts
149. Friend: rayna
150. Animal: dog
151. Clothing store: any, but preferably on fifth avenue
152. Color: all
153. Food: homemade, mexican, chinese, and fast foods
154. Place to be: anywhere outside with a nice view in the shade
155. Show: sex and the city
156. School subject: history
157. Accessorie: cigarette
158. Amusement park: six flags
159. Outfit: probably a small tshirt that makes my tits look huge, stretch pants, clunky platformed shoes, and a hoodie
160. Radio station: 94.9 and 92.5
161. Movie: love and sex, the shape of things, and lots more
162. Pair of shoes: my mom's red converse
163. Cartoon: daria
164. Actor: any that make me want to fuck them
165. Actress: any that star in good movies
166. Time of day: evening
167. Drink: water, frappuccinos, juice, and tea
168. Alcholic drink: i don't care as long as it's mixed
169. Holiday: Christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: curve
171. Pizza topping: broccoli and cheese
172. Jello flavor: lime
173. Lunch meat: chicken
174. Board game: chess
175. Video game: mario
176. Website: livejournal
177. Book: too many
178. Computer game: soltaire
179. Number: 1
180. Cereal: cinnamon toast crunch
181. Comedian: my dogs
182. Dessert: cereal
183. Disney character: the mad hatter
184. Shoe store: any, but preferably on fifth avenue
185. Pasttime: smoking
186. Teacher: mr. maher
187. Childhood toy: magnet doodle
188. Carnival game/ride: i love rollercoasters with intimidating drops, period.
189. Candy bar: payday
190. Magazine: cosmopolitan
191. Salad dressing: french and ceasar
192. Thing to do on the weekend: smoke, eat, and walk
193. Hot drink: i don't like hot drinks
194. Season: fall
195. Sport to watch: none
196. Person to talk to online: we get laced
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? eggplant
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white
199. Do you have posters on your wall? no but i have random snippets
200. If so of what? women's facial features
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? no
202. How many pillows are on your bed? three
203. What do you normally sleep in? sweat pants and a tshirt
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: if i had a choice, it would be my bare skin on my down comforter
205. What size bed do you have? queen
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? nope
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? nope
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? nope
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i remember having a dream where people were out to kill me, however each killer had a conversation with me detailing what they wanted to do
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? three
212. What position do you sleep in? fetal position
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no
214. Do you snore? no
215. How about drool? no
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? slate
218. What's under your bed? my brother's junk
This or That
219. Coke/Pepsi: neither
220. Doughnuts/bagels: bagels
221. Day/night: day
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: the east
223. Heaven/hell: obviously
224. Make love/have sex: have sex
225. Coffee/tea: coffee
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: cheeseburgers
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: christina
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: neither
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: nsync
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: mcdonalds
235. Sweet/sour: sour
236. Punk/emo: eh, same thing
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: summer
239. Spring/fall: fall
240. Operas/plays: operas
241. Read/watch tv: read
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: vhs
244. Old/new: new
245. Shorts/skirts: skirts look better
246. Pink/red: pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: color
248. Meat/vegetables: both
249. Mexican food/chinese food: both
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis look better
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals look better
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: fairies
256. Water/land: water
257. Sugar/spice: spice
258. Black/white: white
259. Ribbons/bows: same fucking thing
260. Chicken/beef: chicken
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored
262. Cars/trucks: trucks
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: james bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: pretzels
265. Hiphop/R&B: hiphop
266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate kiss
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: real, i guess
268. Back rub/foot massage: back
269. Picture frames/photo albums: albums
270. Pens/pencils: pencils
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
271. Eminem: he's pretty smart
272. Virgins: haha to you
273. God: it exists as an it, not a he or she
274. The Osbournes: boring and stupid
275. Reality TV: i never watch it
276. J.Lo: you were only good in selena
277. Religion: insidious excuses
278. Emo music: i like some of it
279. Valentine's Day: there's no real point
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: who cares
281. Homosexuals: are the most of my friends
282. Abortion: mom's choice
283. Inter-racial relationships: who cares
284. Murder: eye for an eye is the only legit action
285. Death: something we must deal with
286. Obesity: i feel sorry for you
287. Pre-marital sex: thumbs up
288. Terrorism: don't fuck with me and i won't really care
289. Pornography: doesnt do a thing for me
290. Fortune tellers: money wasting
291. Threesomes: thumbs up
292. Prostitution: if you have to make money, go ahead, just be safe
293. Politics: we need more logic as opposed to competition
294. Country music: whatever floats your boat
295. George W. Bush: who cares
296. Cloning: pro choice
297. Britney's boobs: who cares, mine are either just as big or a bit bigger or a bit smaller
298. Gas prices in America: it's a logical inflation
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: i think of ian for some reason
300. Tiffany: some black girl i used to know
301. Ben: rayna
302. Maria: mexicans
303. Jennifer: some mexican girl in my bus
304. Nicole: i think of tony for some reason
305. Amy: some little kid my mom used to babysit
306. Adam: adam's apple
307. Richard: i think of that guy at the comic con who tried to confuscate my badge
308. Justin: willy
309. Arnold: the govenator
310. Tom: vena
311. Melissa: curly hair
312. Charlotte: sex and the city
313. Harold: fat white kid
314. John: bells
315. Joel: some mexican kid
316. Vanessa: curly hair
317. Michelle: the color fuscia
318. Kevin: some white man
319. Brent: this one hot guy that moved to indiana
320. Jake: i think of seth green
321. Billy: my cousin michael
322. Sarah: some white girl
323. Natalie: portman
324. Christy: one of my best friends
325. Nick: dyllan
326. Linda: some white girl
327. Taylor: hanson
328. Jordan: hanson
329. Jaime: some mexican dude
330. Adrian: some mexican dude
Have You Ever...
331. Mooned anyone? yes
332. Been on a diet? yes
333. Been to a foreign country? no
334. Broken a bone? no
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? no
336. Swear at a teacher? yes
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? yes
338. Got in a fight? yes
339. Dated a teacher? i wish! mr. stewart, you're still my man!
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? no but i felt like i had a six pack
341. Thought about killing your enemy? yes
342. Gone skinny dipping? yes
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? no, more like a xanga member
344. Told a little white lie? yes
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? no, i can tell people things that are better left unsaid about other people; but i give you my word... i won't say a thing because i'm a person with a lot of things to prove to myself.
346. Used a foreign object to masturbate? yes
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? yes, "i love your amber grin". hahaha, i thought amber meant beautiful but it's really a bright yellow color.
348. Been on tv? yes
349. Been on the radio? no
350. Been in a mosh pit? yes
351. Been to a concert? yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? yes
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? no
354. Decieved somebody close to you? according to tony i did
355. Broken the law? yes
356. Been to a rodeo? no
357. Been on a talk show? no
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes but it wasn't flying
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
361. Came close to dying? yes
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? yes
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? no
365. Made a mud pie? yes
366. Had a dream that your falling off a cliff? no, not off a cliff
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yes
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? no
369. Had an eating disorder? no
370. Felt like you didn't belong? yes but it wasn't so deep
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes
372. Smoked? yes
373. Done drugs? yes
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? yes
377. Won a bet? yes
378. Written a love letter? no
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? no
380. Written a love poem? back in 6th grade
381. Kissed in the rain? i've kissed and fucked everywhere by now
382. Slow danced with someone you love? yes
383. Participated in cyber sex? yes but i didn't masturbate, it was a time waster
384. Faked an orgasm? most of the time
385. Stolen a kiss? yes
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? no, but i've asked for input
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? no
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no
390. Done jail time? yes but it was only a 72 hour hold
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? no but i wore one to school back in 4th grade
392. Won a trophy? no
393. Thrown up in public? no
394. Bowled a perfect game? nope
395. Failed/got held back? no
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
398. Taken ballet lessons? no
399. Attempted suicide? no
400. Cut yourself? not on purpose
Childhood Stuff
401. Did you play with Barbies? sort of, i just braided their hair and changed their clothes
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? yes
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? my mom did
404. Did you play Simon says? yes
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? no
406. Did you wet the bed? i did once
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? no but i thought there were movie villains lurking around the dark
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? have? no
409. Were you shy? no, i was stuck up
410. Were you spoiled? yes
411. Were you abused? no
412. Did you go to the circus? no
413. Did you go to the zoo? yes
414. Were you in a car accident? yes
415. Did you build snowmen? no
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? never, that's why "i'm a warrior"
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? no
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yes
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no
420. Were you afraid of the dark? yes
421. Did you have slumber parties? no
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany?: no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/Tooth Fairy? no
Randomness
425. Do you believe in aliens? yes
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: cellphone, homephone, and empty carls jr box
427. Do you have any hidden talents? no
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? i don't care
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? probably a bimbo movie that would get me millions of bucks. the whole point is making money, fuck the passion.
430. What would your movie star name be? ivanna humph
431. Do you play any sports? no
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? probaby the ring, it was stupid but the images scared me
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? scream, that movie is a classic
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? zoolander
435. Do you drive? no
436. What is your dream car? a lifted truck
437. Do you think you're good looking? not usually
438. Do others think you are good looking? some may say so but i don't want to get ahead of myself
439. Would you ever sky dive? yes
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 4
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
443. Do you believe in God? not traditionally
444. Do you believe in Satan? no
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? no
446. Do you believe there is a hell? no
447. Do you own a pool table? no
448. Do you have a pool? an inflatable
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? no
450. Do you like chocolate? sometimes
451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? um, my calendar is on the computer
452. How many times do you masturbate a week? i've slowed it down to about once every other few days
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? no
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? probably the ones that were store bought
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? yes
456. What is your weakness? my doggies
457. Name something you can't get enough of: orgasms and cigarettes
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: holographic, esoteric, competitive
459. How many kids do you want to have? zero
460. Future daughters names: the accident
461. Future sons names: the accident
462. What is your ideal way to die? suicide at 70something
463. How do you release stress? i zone out and stop caring by default
464. Are you a trendy person? no
465. Are you an artistic person? no
466. Are you a realistic person? no i'm animated
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person? after being held under my own stubborn propaganda, yes
469. Are you a strong willed person? to the stubborn max
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? rayna
471. Who is the last person to IM you? benji
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? no
474. Are you a good story teller? no
475. What do you believe is your best quality? my utopian division
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? learning how to read and write
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? yes
478. Do you do yoga? no
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? anything i want
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your driver's license picture? i don't have one
484. What color is your hair naturally? dirty blond
485. How many fillings do you have? zero
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? i never had any
487. Worst feeling in the world? physical pain
488. Best feeling in the world? massages
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? the glass doesn't exist as a good metaphor, frankly i'm sarcastic and overdetermined
490. Last thing you downloaded? aim
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your face to face conversations? no
492. What do you think people think of you? i'm sarcastic and funny
493. Are you a likeable person? sometimes
494. What's your worse quality? i'm mean
495. What's your best quality? i'm funny about it
496. What the best way to be proposed to? who cares
497. What kind of songs would you write? a good mixture of horny sarcasticness and pissed off optimism.
498. If you could have one super power what would it be? flying
499. What are you thinking? i want to hang out with eric
500. What time is it? 3:06pm
ostentated buoyancy equals esoteric hilarity.
on second thought this crepuscular geometry was only a mere selfish coordinate in the depths of my charred mind; a mere attachment data base. however being the stubborn guru, i have to take my knife out of my purse and flip it open to the neck of my inner idiot.
by the random way,
i need a new pack of cigarettes.