Comments | the_evil_imp: I'd like to think of myself as not being a pickle.

the_evil_imp

I'd like to think of myself as not being a pickle.

Jul 19, 2004 23:15

Great idea, gacked from a heck of a lot of people:

Leave an anonymous comment with:

An insult.
A secret.
A criticism
A compliment
A death threat
A love note
Lyrics to a song.
How old you are.
How long we've been "friends".
& a good Hint to who you are.

I'll try to guess who you are.

Oh, come on. You'll never stump the All Knowing. :D

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anonymous July 19 2004, 20:32:26 UTC

An insult. Zatknis uzhe, proklyatui gnom!
A secret. I don't speak Russian.
A criticism. You never did actually tell me who you were.
A compliment. At least you like Alanna
A death threat. All people in this administration will die.
A love note. Not for you.
Lyrics to a song.

Dry my swollen eyes, another day begin. Stay awake or go insane, my favourite youthful spree.

How old you are. 18.
How long we've been "friends". 8 mo. I think.
& a good Hint to who you are. There are words, and then there are the words I create.

the_evil_imp July 20 2004, 10:11:28 UTC

Hmmm. I'm a bit confused with this one, but I think I have an idea. In any case, you don't sound very happy with me for some reason- did I do something?

Anyway, tell me this much- does your Username begin with an 'S' or and 'N?'

Well, it's not as THIS one won't be obvious anonymous July 20 2004, 09:47:34 UTC

An insult. U BE FUGLY.
A secret. I have a huge crush on Dick Cheney.
A criticism. You smile goofily. A lot.
A compliment. You're awesome. As am I.
A death threat. I'm going to blow your fugly head off using a chainsaw.
A love note. I'm too lazy to write a love poem right now.
Lyrics to a song. "I'm so happy, cause today I found my friends, they're in my head."
How old you are. Fifteen. And a half.
How long we've been "friends". Too long. Seven or eight years, or something like that. I can't count...
& a good Hint to who you are. I think I've given you enough of those, BEATCH.

the_evil_imp July 20 2004, 10:05:01 UTC

Megan!!!

Yes, everyone, it's The_Andorran. Damn, we know each other too well. That, and the fact she gave herself away with that first line, U Be Fugly. :D

the_andorran July 20 2004, 10:19:04 UTC

Haha, of course it's me.

Who else would call you fugly?

the_evil_imp July 20 2004, 10:38:28 UTC

Good question. The point being, I'm not sure if I'd take it from anyone else. :P

the_andorran July 20 2004, 11:33:02 UTC

True dat.

'Cept you might take it from one other person I know. ;)

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anonymous July 20 2004, 10:19:29 UTC

Let's make this one obvious.

insult Pleb!
secret I still haven't told my boyfriend.
criticism "Anyways" is not a word!
compliment I'm not good with compliments.
threat The human race is going to die out. Hopefully within the next fifty years.
billet doux Je t'aime. Well, not too good with love notes, either.
lyrics In the rain, the pavement shines like silver.
age Sixteen going on seventeen.
friend On LJ? I dunno. A year. Something to that extent, anyway.
hint Imagine: Oscar Wilde's brain in Darcy's body with Darcy's elegance, sexiness, and wealth. The universe would implode from the sheer beauty and perfection of it all.

NB: I assumed you meant any generic compliment/criticism/insult, so I just put the ones I use most often.

the_evil_imp July 20 2004, 10:35:49 UTC

AHA! It's Taricorim, no?

:D A couple of things gave that away. The 'Pleb,' the quote from Les Miserable, and the Darcy obsession. Heh. Very good.

anonymous July 20 2004, 17:49:13 UTC

An insult- Dude. You are soooooooo blond.
A secret- The world will end on November 5th.
A criticism- Try baking with ham. 'Makes bananas zestier.
A compliment- Your nails are well manicured.
A death threat- I'm gonna kill you... biatch.
A love note- "I love you." : )
Lyrics to a song- "Row, row, row your boat..."
How old are you?- Heck if I know. How old am I?
How long we've been "friends"- Not sure. A few months now?
A good Hint to who you are- Sorry if I look disheveled; I just got done smurfing. : ) : ) : )

the_evil_imp July 20 2004, 18:44:08 UTC

To the Insult: I. AM. NOT. You did NOT call me that.
To the Secret: Well. Not a secret anymore, is it?
To the Criticism: Was that a criticism? Ah well. Advice is advice.
To the Compliment: How would you know? :D
To the Death Threat: Tell me something I didn't know.
To the Love Note: :) Yeah.
To the Song Lyrics: I don't have a boat.
To your Age: If you don't know, how should I?
To "Friends:" Sounds about right. Who counts.
To the 'Hint:': Wow, what a coincidence, me too!

Hi, Toby. Ha. (Alias Schwartzcopf104, linky link.)

the_andorran July 20 2004, 18:52:38 UTC

You two disgust me.

the_evil_imp July 20 2004, 19:12:14 UTC

Hey, Megan?

You know how I said I was secretly an undercover moose, spying from Russia, and was going to kill you?

I meant that.

And am not disgusting. You're disgusting. :D So there.

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