Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jocelyn!

1. Jocelyn is the world's smallest mammal.
2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Jocelyn can not.
3. The risk of being struck by Jocelyn is one occurence every 9,300 years.
4. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jocelyn.
5. South Australia was the first place to allow Jocelyn to stand for parliament.

I believe every straight boy and lesbian should read this post.  Hell any curious straight woman, or gay boy should read it.

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_sex/2456237.html#cutid1

DO NOT go see Brokeback Mountain! It was the worst movie I have ever seen, you'll just want the two and a half hours of your life back that you wasted.

Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ( Read more... )

Okay, so this journal has basically turned into me getting bored and posting quizzes. Whatever, I have nothing to post about and noone really reads this anyway, so more quizzes it is. And I don't remember how to do LJ cuts, so bare with me.


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This came from a conversation I had with Shane, and now I've decided to be horribly conceited and put on my LJ to see how many people actually do it, and you can steal it too if you want to put it on your LJ.

Top Ten List Why I'm so Awesome (I want you all to make a top ten list of why I, Jocelyn, am awesome...yes like I already said it's horribly

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