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Men Who Sleep Around
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Writer's Block: Comebacks
"Shut up, bitch; I shit money."
Of course, this comeback is only good is you have money-shitting status items. Like Corvettes, and stuff. -
I Do Not Approve of: Drinking
A truly humbling experience occurred today. In my hubris I tried to drink two bottles of gin in one night. I did not go so very well ( Read more... ) -
What the f*ck is the revolution???
Can someone tell me? I'd really love to know. Not just out of curiosity, but out of the fact that I appear to be the only person under 25 in California that doesn't know what it is. I'm starting to think it's a Californian ego thing, a massive sociopolitical event created by one of the most egotistical states (second only to New York). Y'know, like ( Read more... ) -
If all goes well...
I'll be going to Ex'pression College starting at the end of June. Which means I don't have to fuck around just working all summer! But I guess it also means I won't have a lot of free time. That's fine. I don't use my time wisely anyways ( Read more... ) -
So, what had happened was...
...I gave up AAU. Way too expensive. No one in their right mind or budget could pay for that damned place. -_ ( Read more... ) -
Tuition sucks.
I might as well do a "stuff sucks" series, because a lot of things really do suck in this world. Like tuition. Going to AAU is going to cost roughly $11,000 per year. Another $20,000 can be expected from room and board, plus course fees, which brings me up to about $36,000 per YEAR. So how the FUCK can anyone come up with that amount of money?
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Cats are like four-legged Hitlers.
If their babies don't come out completely perfect-looking, they'll kill the babies within a month. Evil much?
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I stopped trying, but...
...shit happens, regardless.
I believe that one can live their life according to the media and still get away with calling that "living." I've been doing that ever since I discovered astrology in the third grade, and up until recently, that seemed to work out just fine (as long as you ignore my issues with gullability, which have improved over the ( Read more... ) -
I feel better now.
Tomorrow I'm going to get my money back from Jabrell, and also my camera, then tie up a few loose ends so I don't feel like a terrible asshole of a friend. And after that, away to the hospital I go. God, do I hate hospitals. I can't believe I'm being dragged into one like this...on the bright side, at least I'm not the one on the wrong side of the ( Read more... )