In the tradition of an old meme I remember, here are the english lyrics for 99 Luftballons, translated into German, and then back into English, courtesy of the Altavista translator.
It and I in a small toy business
Purchase a bag of the balloons with the money we have
Sentence them freely at the break of dawn
To one after the other one, them gone
Back at the lower surface, bugs in software
Lightning the announcement, "somewhat out"
Into the summer sky,
99 to swim there, which goes past red balloons.
There 99 red balloons, which swim into the summer skies
Panic bells, is it red alarm
Is somewhat here somewhere otherwise
From the war machine, which springs open into the life
An eager eye
Which toward the sky directs it
Where 99 red balloons go past
The 99 decision road to worry itself 99 Ministers meet
In order to worry itself, super hasten
Call the troops out in a haste
Which is this
Which we are this it boy, this are war
Waited the president on the line are
While 99 red balloons go past.
99 war Ministers
Match and gasoline can held themselves
For smart people
Witterten already fat
Booty scoring: War and wanted makes man more
War would have that meant
That it once so far comes ways
99 ballons
99 ballons
Of 99 dreams has I
In everyone a red balloon had
Which is completely excessive he and I am Standin'
Quite in the dust, which was a city,
if I could find a more souvenier straight,
In order to examine that the world was here...
And is here a red balloon,
Which I think of you and let him go.