I haven't left my room in two weeks you should know this..

[the_g_prime]

I had a grand introduction epic planned out, but X-files starts in two minutes so you'll have to sit on pins and needles.

Besides, in this unforgiving world there is really only one thing you need to know...

STARWARS GOOD! STAR TREK BAD!

Comments

[peter_white]

You can't like both?

[the_g_prime]

Of course not! It would be like trying to swallow mentos and soda at the same time, while both seem enjoyable (if you can find Star Crap enjoyable) there will only be one conclusion. A disruption and explosion of being!

[peter_white]

Well, I've been watchin' them both for years, and I haven't exploded yet.

[the_g_prime]

Like spontaneous human combustion, your doom is just around the bend, waiting, like a Boar-Wolf stalks a Tauntaun. When you least expect it. BOOM!

[the_g_prime]

Well, you're not off to a good start! Hey! I know you, you're the manager of Dethklok, for this, I will give you a clean slate, even if you are looming around the darkside. It's simply an error, stick close, you will see the light soon.

[the_g_prime]

Have you considered their low cost slavery employment and building skills?

If that doesn't turn your head, perhaps a cookbook with 1001 ways to broil an Ewok? I, myself, would never eat an Ewok, they break through my harden shell and I can not resist them. Must... hug...Huuuuuug.

[the_g_prime]

Yes, yes. I am my own special breed.

[mineandfine]

well...I did dress up as slave outfit princess leia one year...I guess I like star wars ok...lots more violence then star trek at least.

[the_g_prime]

Pictures or it didn't happen, ma'am! While I do not trust girls as far as I could e-mail a file of one, I am still curious over seeing such a result.

[mineandfine]

I think I have them in an old photo album somewhere...or lupin stole them cause he's a pervert.

[the_g_prime]

Lupin..... Lupin the third? I have heard of him. Or at least, I have read his Wikipedia. Did he really once steal a whole statue?

[rileyescobar]

I wouldn't mind havin' one of those light sabers. Could slice some niggas up with that shit!

... uh, not that I know much about that nerd shit. Or seen the movie a buncha times. Or anythin'.

[the_g_prime]

I have lost count how many times I have seen Star Wars and it's related movies, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting up into the thousands by now.

But yes, light sabers would come in handy with slicing niggas or any other genre up.

[rileyescobar]

I bought one at a store once -- didn't even work! It was plastic! Then they wouldn't even give me my twenty bucks back! Maaaan, it was bullshit.

[the_g_prime]

I am currently working on the mathematics and physics to make real light sabers. Check back in two weeks.