Damn it... everyone is worth more then me. It's that averaged size straight male thing isn't it? Why! Why do I have to love women so much? If I was gay or bisexual people would value me more, but no, I had to be born as a straight man. Maybe they could do some kind of gene therapy on me to make me like men. Or hypnosis.
Oh well, I'll just have to spend more time in bed with them to make up for my 'lesser' value. I'll even have a special card. If I punch it three times, then the forth one is free.
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It's that averaged size straight male thing isn't it?
Why! Why do I have to love women so much?
If I was gay or bisexual people would value me more, but no, I had to be born as a straight man.
Maybe they could do some kind of gene therapy on me to make me like men. Or hypnosis.
Oh well, I'll just have to spend more time in bed with them to make up for my 'lesser' value.
I'll even have a special card. If I punch it three times, then the forth one is free.
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