i'm totally bored

[the_girl_tries]

i need a job!!! for the most part i just kinda figure out how to make a single activity last as long as possible cause it means i have something to do. it's THAT BAD. so c'mon people - tell a joke, or a riddle, or a limerick or something. please?

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4 riddles and a poem

[urmad2]

1.)What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries

Re: 4 riddles and a poem

[the_girl_tries]

:) i like that poem. i think i read it in some english course but it's still a good one. and i forgot how horrible i am at riddles :D i can't figure them out. how about ya let me in on the answers?

Re: 4 riddles and a poem

[urmad2]

1.)What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel

2.)The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A casket

3.)I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
A Tree

4.) A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight were killed, yet, there were survivors. Explain how?
The survivors were married

Re: 4 riddles and a poem

[the_girl_tries]

haha :) thanks! so what's up? whatcha been up to lately?