Dear God

[the_goddess]

I know we haven't had one of these in a while. I don't talk to you much. I figure you're probably busy with whatever it is that you do, and I generally don't want much, so I don't bother you. I know we don't have the best relationship and I certainly haven't been a good Christian in the most commonly accepted sense of the term. I'm not sure whether

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[morphine300mg]

In Captain Giggly von Bubbly-Pants We Trust.....

[cutriss]

What about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?