I may be just lil bit tipsy. Mom and Aunt J (her sister) went on another cruise so I have invaded mom house. I told her I was going to punish her for not taking me with her by jacking up her water bill by washing every last cloth item I have. I decided that laundry called for a tasty blend of mango and rum.

Mmmm, mango
Mmmm, rum

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Yes, yes I am still alive. I am just without the net again ( Read more... )

These two men look waaaay too much alike.


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Where are all the tall, stocky, tattoo having, caber tossing, Harley ridding, kilt wearing Scotsmen???

This morning before I got in the shower I hauled my MP3 speakers into the bathroom with me and turned on some Mika. I lathered up the shampoo, rinsed it out and add conditioner. Then I got distracted by a song I was really rocking out to and forgot the conditioner was in there. I forgot it was in there for half an hour. I was in the middle of ( Read more... )

I hate holidays. I dislike the single thing most days but on holidays it sucks 100% more.

I want to have a bunch of people over to my house for drinking and a livley game of BULLSHIT! I've not played in years but I've always had a BLAST playing. So what do you say locals*? Who has two or three decks of cards, booze to share and free time ( Read more... )

Michael Jackson is dead. It was unexpected and some people think it's all tragic. I get that. But SHUT UP about it already. Jesus Christ can we please talk about something else? Pretty much every online news outlet has MICHAEL JACKSON... STILL DEAD as a main headline. REALLY?? The main headline? I know there is other shit going on in the world that ( Read more... )

This weekend I was house sitting for my friends parents. They had gone to the beach for the weekend and their dog cant be trusted on her own. She is a sweet but HUGE rotweiler named Haley. They have a big ass TV and a high speed internet. The whole weekend was pretty mellow with the exception of Saturday night. Saturday night there was a ( Read more... )