Searching for the bomb.

[the_gren]

When I was a kid, whenever my whole family was out of the house and I was always alone, I was always convinced that they had planted a bomb in the house and had all left so that they could detonate it and blow me up

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[angelwings01]

i thought they were sending kidnappers when i was alone. like they sold me.
i also thought the poison thing.

[tanuki_san]

When I was about 7, I had jumped off of an exercise bike and hurt my leg. Thus, I had to be put through an MRI (Large tube that they sort of slide you through to get Xrays). Unfortunately, I was convinced that it was indeed a machine that would pull me into a strange alternate rift where everyone was a child-eating monster, and that the doctor and my dad were anxious to get me through so their bizarro-selves could have a feast. So, whenever they told me to not move before I would go through, I would scream at the top of my lungs and move as much as possible. It took about 5 or 6 tries before they finally got me through. :)

[the_gren]

That's adorable.

[mushinronsha]

Yeah, I harbored such thoughts about my mother and step-dad all the time. But unlike you...I had good reason. :p

[shivasinai]

Only because my parents were actually Basque separatists.

[wyr]

Actually, my mom was so -over-protective, that i often thought that when I was younger, she had hired a hit on my life. And then she changed her mind, but could never find the assassin to tell him. So I always expected to die in some mysterious long distance way, with my mom's money going to the Kill Nikky effort.