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Dec 13, 2003 20:29

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vehicles December 13 2003, 19:04:22 UTC

Hey, Big Guy . . . have you tried radiator fluid? It's like mallomars, only it's not fattening . . . just poisonous.

the_hamlins December 13 2003, 19:08:54 UTC

No, can't say that I have.

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the_hamlins December 18 2003, 18:27:06 UTC

Sorry I missed that comment. Is tonight good? Are you home? We can watch reruns. I taped it today.

cheeselog December 17 2003, 05:18:17 UTC

how about tofu? goes great in tacos.

and how the hell are the animals in heaven. what about the bad ones?

the_hamlins December 18 2003, 18:25:51 UTC

Animals cannot read. Therefore, the Biblical sins do not apply to them. There are people who read, however. This brings me to the second reason. Adam and Eve committed the first sin by eating the forbidden fruit. The animals did not. This is why they are void.

cheeselog December 22 2003, 10:06:00 UTC

bull honkey.

secretary rhavynselene December 21 2003, 14:40:16 UTC

I'll be your secretary. I can alphabetize, sort, file, and type. I take dictation. I'll work hard. I promise. Only one question, though. What are your opinions on tattoos and piercings in the workplace?

Re: secretary the_hamlins December 21 2003, 14:47:07 UTC

The more the merrier! Be in my office at 8am sharp tomorrow morning. We'll go from there.

Re: secretary rhavynselene December 22 2003, 10:36:27 UTC

Where is your office at? I might have to wait until after the holidays because I am traveling, but maybe we can work something out. I will have access to a computer and whatnot while I'm traveling.

the_hamlins December 22 2003, 19:37:54 UTC

It's in Hell. Where else did you think it was?

I don't want you as a secretary. You shouldn't have asked for the job if you couldn't take it. Thank you for making me get up at six o'clock in the fucking morning without coffee to sit at work for three hours waiting on your miserable ass.

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