Wouldn't it be neat to know more about what the Hubble Space Telescope is pointed at these days? Or maybe something about education rates, or poverty? Or the spread of infectious disease in Africa?
No, stupid Americans. You don't want to know any of that. You want some more bullshit about Terri Schiavo.
"The Rev. Patrick Mahoney, a conservative Christian activist who has become a prominent figure in the protests over Schiavo's case, said he will go to Washington to plead with congressional leaders and the Bush administration to enforce a subpoena issued March 18 by a House committee for the 41-year-old woman to appear before Congress.... Mahoney said the fact that Schiavo has survived nearly 10 days since the removal of the tube that has supplied her with nutrition and water indicates that she wants to appear before the House Government Reform Committee." (From CNN.com.)
That's right. The brain-dead woman who was subpoenaed apparently doesn't just have 'some' brain functioning, but has enough to both understand that she's been subpoenaed and enough to want to testify.
Unfortunately, there's also this:
"After remarks by Randall Terry -- an anti-abortion activist who has been acting as a spokesman for Terri Schiavo's family, the Schindlers -- members of a group calling itself the Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigades seized control of the microphones and blasted Terry as a "Christian fascist thug" trying to interfere in "the most intimate affairs of life and death."
"[Terri Schiavo's] brain is not functional. It's not going to recover. Let her die in peace," pleaded Sunsari Taylor, a member of the group." (Also from CNN.com.)
That's right, folks. The side of sense and compassion is now being represented by the Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigades.
Times like this, I wish there was a God; He, at least, could help us all. But we're on our own, and up shit creek.
With a turd for a paddle.