your dinner's in the wheelie bin

[the_heiress]

So it's Friday, right? And I'm thinking I'd better get me face on and me arse out of the door and on the road to ruudboy's quick smart, so for a speedy tea I cooks these sausage rolls, well I say sausage rolls but there ent no sausages in em, Linda McCartney would be spinning in her grave if there were. But they're in the oven and the house smells like

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[miss_newham]

I will buy you a celebratory WKD for your return to LJ. Blue or orange?

[the_heiress]

Mint choc chip please

[offensive_mango]

Good story :)

[strange_powers]

Russell Brand appears to be IN YR MIND, RITING YR JOURNALZ

[strange_powers]

I must also protest at the depiction of me as some kind of brute... I was very worried about the doddery old cow in the other car, and couldn't even bring myself to accuse her of doing 50 in a 30 zone. Which she must have been doing.

[the_heiress]

Leaving aside my wish to add you anyway, I didn't want to wake up one day to see the words 'horse head' spelt out in scrabble tiles on the pillow.