whatever you do stay off mars bars

[the_heiress]

It doesn’t have a leggy Big Brother starlet on the cover, or a picture of Vauxhall submerged in muddy floodwater, or even a prediction of house price doom, but what The Daily Blab does have is four pages of editorial sensationalism, bingo numbers, and a half page advert for John Player Black.

Comments

[internetsdairy]

More newspapers should underline their headlines.

[the_heiress]

I believe the Guardian considered it during their rebrand.

Forgot to mention the anagram section: "This anagram will knock you flat! TAMES LORELR"

[strange_powers]

TROLE REALMS

It is about Tolkien, natch.

[ozgirlabroad]

I wrote a newspaper called the Daily Blob when I was 10! I typed it out on an electronic typewriter and all. See, media is in the JEANS. You've either got it or not at 10.

[ultraruby]

That's fantastic. I particularly love the use of FURY and the way there's uncertainty about the mini packs. Excellent detail!