All the UberVamps in my belly giving me indigestion.

Must let them out.

Open me up!

FEED ME!!!

Oooooooh.

Gettin' close to suppertime.

HUNGRY.

FEED ME!!!

School empty.

Lonely.

Hungry.

FEED ME!

I'm bored.

I'm lonely.

I'm HUNGRY.

Someone come down here and gouge their eyes out already.

FEED ME!

Hungry.

Lonely.

Why won't someone strap a vampire with a soul above me and cut silly symbols into his chest?

FEED ME!

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I need me some blood in the worst way.
Look at my tentacles! I'm dryin' up!
I'm a goner, honey!
Come on and give me a drink!

Hey little lady be nice...
Don't need no glass or no ice...
Don't need no twist of lime...
AND NOW IT'S SUPPERTIME!

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Nerd blood weak.

Vamp blood GOOD.

Carpenter blood VERY GOOD.

FEED ME!

FEED ME!