Official statement from the management:

[sogi]

A) You all** take the internet far too seriously.

B) As requested in abbacat's post, all pics that contain anything that could remotely be considered nudity need to have NSFW in the cut tag

Comments

[jellifer]

Do I have to enjoy eating feces without condiments in order to click on an lj-cut? The condiments would be nice.
You can't have peanuts without salt..

[sogi]

salt isn't a condiment. it's a seasoning.

[chemchick]

HAHAAHHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAA.

Oh man. That comment is going to make me ride the lollercoaster all night.

mmmmmmm If salt is a seasoning and not a condiment

[jellifer]

Then it's definitely allowed, right?

[ex_animagus56]

Wow. That thing reads like my last lease.

[sogi]

your last landlord told you you take the internet far too seriously?

[ex_animagus56]

No, but they might as well have asked me to eat feces.

[sogi]

The management never asked you to eat feces. you agree to it by clicking on the lj cut, of course in the same instance you've also agreed that you haven't read thta lkist and therefore don't remember that you agreed to eating feces

[eard_stapa]

You all** take the internet far too seriously.

haha, true to some degree for all of us who participated in that exchange.

[d503]

Coulda sworn G-7 said "without condoms" at first...and all I could picture is some sicko, feces splattered on his face and masturbating wildly with his dirty dirty hands...ya know...'cause it's more pleasurable without a condom...right

I'm gross...

and, you're welcome...
--dan--

[sogi]

ha
I knew someone would say something to that effect.

[thn_sucks]

i do apologize for my statement that "i feel dirty" and i do agree with those clauses. thank you for taking the time to put that together.