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My bad poetry can kick your bad poetry's
I wrote this last year when I got snowed in. I spent the whole day sending bad poems and insults back and forth with my friends in chat. This one was inspired by our many conversations about meat eaters vs. vegetarians.
One burger, two burger, three burger, four,
five burger, six burger...YES give me more!!
For only two dollars I can have you with cheese
but always left wanting, more bovine please...
Cow off the grill, juicy and hot,
You'll stay in my colon, but...Why the hell not?
Oh, love to thee, pork, the other white meat.
Oozing out barbecue, there's no better treat.
The charred tone of bacon, a color so fine,
What? Me eat Wilbur? The pleasure is mine.
If only meat came in a pill or a gum,
I could carry you always..mmmm.Gimme some.
hehehehehe
I wrote this last year when I got snowed in. I spent the whole day sending bad poems and insults back and forth with my friends in chat. This one was inspired by our many conversations about meat eaters vs. vegetarians.
One burger, two burger, three burger, four,
five burger, six burger...YES give me more!!
For only two dollars I can have you with cheese
but always left wanting, more bovine please...
Cow off the grill, juicy and hot,
You'll stay in my colon, but...Why the hell not?
Oh, love to thee, pork, the other white meat.
Oozing out barbecue, there's no better treat.
The charred tone of bacon, a color so fine,
What? Me eat Wilbur? The pleasure is mine.
If only meat came in a pill or a gum,
I could carry you always..mmmm.Gimme some.
hehehehehe