001 - Video Introduction and Trolling. Ah, how soon it starts.

Sep 05, 2010 20:08

[Video.]

[House's cabin is a mash-up of the various apartments in which he had lived. It's a mix of the best and the worst of his life up to this point, which is fitting, he supposes. Along one wall there is the sofa that Wilson pissed on, the one he never brought to the new apartment after Mayfield. He had kept that place together, planning for the ( Read more... )

trolling, everybody lies

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Crane's in a mooood. doctor_j_crane September 6 2010, 00:24:29 UTC
Well, you obviously like to hear the sound of your own voice. There's a private function for that kind of thing.

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the_house_rules September 6 2010, 01:06:25 UTC
Oh, thank you! That'll come in handy for when I'm writing in my diary about all those private functions.

[Sarcasm? Yeaaah.]

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doctor_j_crane September 6 2010, 01:12:02 UTC
What an amazingly childish sense of humor. Warden or inmate?

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House can bring the childish. the_house_rules September 6 2010, 01:17:57 UTC
Not telling.

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[Voice] the_house_rules September 6 2010, 01:04:24 UTC
It's actually first and surname, but House House is a mouthful, so House works.

Well, Nygma... I don't even know where to begin. It's a mystery. [He could not resist.]

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[Voice] the_house_rules September 6 2010, 01:38:30 UTC
Yeah, but House Squared sounds so... formal. [A beat while he apparently considers being found out.] Not... my real name... anything but that.

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House is just like this. the_house_rules September 6 2010, 02:23:16 UTC
There's leg men who like legs, and breast men who like breasts.

Then there are wing-men... [Speaking slowly as if to someone particularly stupid.]

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the_house_rules September 6 2010, 19:33:55 UTC
And from the way you asked what it was, I assumed you were the Scarecrow from Oz. I see we both stand corrected.

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[Video] impure_tale September 6 2010, 04:04:40 UTC
Only metaphorical?

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[Video] the_house_rules September 6 2010, 06:56:29 UTC
Depends. Who's offering?

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[Video] impure_tale September 6 2010, 06:58:45 UTC
An authority on good spankings, naturally.

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[Video] the_house_rules September 6 2010, 07:08:21 UTC
...dad?

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you_run_i_chase September 6 2010, 06:50:04 UTC
Are you any fucking good at poker?

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the_house_rules September 6 2010, 07:05:55 UTC
[For some reason, House has decided the best way to respond is with a valley girl voice.]

Um, I'm totally good at poker. [And then suddenly, valley girl Gaga.] Can't read muh, can't read muh p-p-p-poker face.

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you_run_i_chase September 6 2010, 07:10:11 UTC
And now your name is 'Stutter.' Congratulations, Sparky.

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lookit the tag for this icon lol the_house_rules September 6 2010, 07:29:32 UTC
It's not n-n-nice to t-t-t-tease, you know.

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