I have solved a mystery: all the animals were flocking to you because they wanted to be near your sexy white thighs. They are like... beautiful beacons shining out to the wildlife - come, various animals, gaze upon our gloryyyy. *nods* True story.
Also: 1. you and your friends and your jacket win. 2. I want that cake. I has had no sweets on vday! :O Crime against mannn. 3. I cans kiss ur new boyfriend 2 plz? XD
O__O I don't know if I'm more worried about my thighs being beacons or that they apparently talk to animals *squints suspiciously at legs*. Although to test your theory I kept them discreetly covered today, and thus far no one has tried to kill me/charged at me gnashing their teeth, so I think you might have something there.
1. SO DOES YOUR FACE. 2. Nonnnne? I haz a little box of chocolate hearts from my mother. You can haz :3 3. Ogodz I may get jelus. 3some? ♥
See? Told you. Ehehe. And if I were you I think I'd be more worried about the talking ot animals bit. Legs are... vaguely beacon-shaped to begin with but very seldom do they speak.
Heeeee chocolate hearts from your mother. :3 Nom nom nom. If it helps, my mom wanted to take me to a bloody poetry reading on valentine's day. ...Okay. I like poetry. But. Dude. With my mom?? On vday? I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right. XDD
Hell yes threesome. This is me, I am always up for insertnumberheresomes. Lol
BEACON-SHAPED??? B-b- now I have a complex about my legs, ahaha X__X. Yeah, well... so's yer face.
Chocolate hearts are all gone now D= I nomnomed them up. Embarassingly quickly (the highway to obesity is apparently paved with red and silver foil).
I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right. LOL. Sounds romantic XD. The only valentine poetry I know goes along the lines of 'his eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad', so your mum's beaten me already. All I have left to woo you with are my conversational beacon-shaped legs o__O.
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*nods* True story.
Also: 1. you and your friends and your jacket win.
2. I want that cake. I has had no sweets on vday! :O Crime against mannn.
3. I cans kiss ur new boyfriend 2 plz? XD
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1. SO DOES YOUR FACE.
2. Nonnnne? I haz a little box of chocolate hearts from my mother. You can haz :3
3. Ogodz I may get jelus. 3some?
♥
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Heeeee chocolate hearts from your mother. :3 Nom nom nom.
If it helps, my mom wanted to take me to a bloody poetry reading on valentine's day. ...Okay. I like poetry. But. Dude. With my mom?? On vday? I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right. XDD
Hell yes threesome. This is me, I am always up for insertnumberheresomes. Lol
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Chocolate hearts are all gone now D= I nomnomed them up. Embarassingly quickly (the highway to obesity is apparently paved with red and silver foil).
I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right.
LOL. Sounds romantic XD. The only valentine poetry I know goes along the lines of 'his eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad', so your mum's beaten me already. All I have left to woo you with are my conversational beacon-shaped legs o__O.
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