mitch hedberg and dane cook

[the_interloper9]

• I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin

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[pocketceleste]

i love those guys they are hilarious. i also like the one about escalators form mitch and the vomit breathing dragon bit form dane, yeah, we're on a first name basis