My mom is once again going out of town with her BOYFRIEND! woooooo. But, seriously it's like the 4th time in 2 months so I'm used to it. My farting dog and I will rule this house ourselves... again seriously, my dog is farting so much more then normal, i'm pretty sure I could open our house up as an Amazing Farting Dog exhibit and everyone who
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#1 your mom has a boyfriend?? i either didn't know or i completely forgot that your parents had gotten divorced.
#2 "apparently the unique way the flyer was folded (from me shoving it in my pocket cause littering's not necessary) made her suspect that I was taking LSD." that is something my mom would do too.
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#3 I told her that if there was LSD in there, she evidently consumed the rest of it. YOOOOU WITTY MAN, YOU!!
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And i agree with lil miglorin over here i didnt know your mom and dad got a divorce.. SINCE WHEN?>
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