Yep, so as my picture undoubtedly dictates, I have a scene hair cut. BUT WAIT! Just because I have a scene hair cut, does NOT necessarily mean that I am scene... "Go on James ( Read more... )

My dad told me he voted in every single election he could since he was 18, and he's now like 54. I calculated that to be 33 presidential elections...but then I realized that I have horrible calculated abilities and I instead chose to eat a rice crispies treat (which I discovered to be much more delicious and satisfying then calculations ( Read more... )

Wow, it's been so long since I've updated. Ever since my fish died I've kinda lost the power to live... not really, but I have been busy ( Read more... )

So all my fish are upside down on the bottom of my tank either dead or just waving their little fins around. Frankly I don't know what to do so I'm just kinda waiting here...for I'm not sure what. But when it comes, I'll definately notice it.

R.I.P: Killer, Martin, Murphy, Tweak, and those other two fish that I never really named.

Tomorrow is my 18th birthday. Act accordingly.

This means I'm an adult. It also means I can be put in federal jail.

I hope my cell mates name is Nasty Nate.

Yesterday I went into Fry's to buy a plunger. There were two types, a red one and a black one. The black one was a dollar more. I was wearing giant headphones cause I like music. The End.

This weekend was the annual Men's Camping Trip, which mostly consists of many grown men drinking all day long... then watching them argue about politcs... and then drinking more. I laughed at they're drunkin hi-jinx ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning, and the for some reason, the first thing I did was pick up the Bible, and just flipped to a page and started reading it. I happened to come upon Judges chapter 14. It was about this guy named Samson, and you have to understand, Samson is a kung foo ninja. He caught 300 foxes, tied them all together in a straight line by they ( Read more... )

Being sick is a lot like filling up you car with gas in that...wait, they absolutely have nothing in common at all now that I think about it. I suppose it's kinda like fishing cause you just sit around doing nothing and...no it's not like fishing either ( Read more... )

Oh man, what a significantly fine day this was today ( Read more... )