Well, my car is now fixed, as my grease covered hands, clothing and, yes, face can attest. No longer will my car be a padiddle, it is now fully legal and brighter than ever, as I went with Silverstars, which I got a good deal on ( Read more... )

Ok, here's the story for all you people who want a piece of me. I will be back home like 2230ish Friday night. And seeing as I'm visting my senile grandmother the next day and will need all my wits about me, I won't be allowed out friday. And then next friday, the 23rd, is my birthday, so I'll be home with family from like 1630-2030. And then ( Read more... )

Earlier today, a Federal Air Marshall shot dead a man who claimed to have a bomb and was moving in a way consistent with attempting to detonate such a device. But in the end, of course, the dumbshit did not have a bomb. So the liberal media will complain about our security forces killing people ( Read more... )

I've been home for like 4-5 days. And you friends of mine are failing. More like school is failing, but we can always kill school. I think. Lets test this idea by killing Rob's (my douchebag roommate) beloved car with a molotov cocktail. muahahaha. It will be fun. Come on guys, we can do it, I know we can. Wednesday night? Friday night? ( Read more... )

I'll be home around 7pm tomorrow. And I have a little surprise...

so, i went home this weekend. i think it about the best weekend ever. yeah, thats how it was. King's X is the greatest band since Pink Floyd. And Opeth is the greatest death metal ever. and 2 nights of free pizza from Joe's brother's place, holy shit. then some great time with my boys, and some Chipotle. I can't wait for thanksgiving, and ( Read more... )

so my roommate, Robert A. Mink, or as I like to call him, Dipshit, Douchebag, Fatherfucker, anti-American narcissistic grabasstic pile of amphibian shit, is now being all self-righteous. "I sacrifice more for this country than -" blahdeblah, I'm sure all those guys out there dying to protect his freedoms would be glad to know that a priveleged ( Read more... )

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since my whole friend's page is dominated by these things, here you go. i think its a loit true:


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so, i guess everyone who reads this knows i want to join the national guard. my family doesn't understand how much i want to do this, and why i want to do this. so they want me to talk to a friend of the family who was in vietnam and served 20-some years in the army. i've talked with Capt. Jim a lot about the army, ive wanted to fight for my ( Read more... )