There was a young man in West Asia
Who had a Semtex in his pager.
They found his knees
At Stockton-on-Tees,
And his balls up the tree in Malaysia.

More than 1,000 people, including Hezbollah fighters and paramedics, were injured on Tuesday when the pagers they use to communicate exploded across Lebanon ( Read more... )

Sowiecki sztylet wbity Polsce w plecy ( Read more... )

The Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer "son of a toolmaker" who ones admitted that 99% of women do not have penises. It means that 1% of women do have them ( Read more... )

Prime minister Sir Keir Stalin


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Wybaczenie i uznanie winy to jedno, a zadośćuczynienie za szkody to drugie. I ta sprawa cały czas jeszcze nie jest załatwiona i nigdy nie była załatwiona od 80 lat" - przyznał podczas 85. rocznicy napaści Niemiec na Polskę, w Wieluniu prezydent Andrzej Duda. Zaznaczył, iż wierzy, że ta kwestia będzie załatwiona ( Read more... )

"The current homeless man has one leg removed up to the buttock, the other, dead, swollen, crimson-yellow-brown, the oily colour of a dead dolphin on an Anapa beach, naked on display, a sight I've not seen much worse than this. Three days ago he took a big shit, in the most crowded and busy place, between the bus platform, electric scooter parking ( Read more... )

К сожалению, обе партии, что Tory, а, тем более Labour, их игнорируют ( Read more... )

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