So on the way to the pub last Sunday, I slipped off the edge of a step. Instead of falling forward, I threw myself backwards to stop me falling on my face. In doing so, I appear to have pulled every muscle in the left side of my back. And it hurts still! Ow!

I'm so mad right now ( Read more... )

Well, just back from Bourne. I'm glad I watched the first two on ITV2 over the last couple of days or I'd have forgotten where I was ( Read more... )

So I've bought the Cineworld Unlimited card. For £10.99 a month, I can see as many films as I want ( Read more... )

Arse.

I didn't get the job.

Holy shit ( Read more... )

So I'm a bit nervous ( Read more... )

In today's news

Mr T does Snickers advert.

"Quit your jibber jabber!"

Laugh? I nearly wet myself!

So at my bi-annual doctors appointment, my doctor tells me I should lose 2 and a half stone ( Read more... )

It's a sad day when you realise no one cares about you ( Read more... )