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[the_lady_killer]

oh mann. dude. what the hell did i do last night? my head is pounding, the living room is messed up to hell. oh, and there's a HOLE IN MY CEILING. i'm never going near booze again~!

... i had the strangest dream.

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[collegiatedrone]

I have no idea what happened in your room last night, but I nearly called campus security. There is a hole in our floor, Kojima, and I will not stand for it! As your intoxication was probably the driving force behind this, I insist that you be the one to call maintenance and have this fixed. Immediately.

[the_lady_killer]

i 'unno! i kinda' enjoy it. i think it adds more class. and, um, it lets us be more friendly! i can get a ladder, and we can totally hang out whenever.

might i suggest you start wearing a skirt?

[imno_heroine]

STOP HITTING ON MY ROOMMATE.

[collegiatedrone]

Thank you, Chizuru, but I can handle this.

Kojima, if you even so much as poke your head into our dorm or even accidentally see something you shouldn't, I will personally make sure you are incapable of seeing anything for the rest of your life.

[imno_heroine]

Seconded. STRONGLY.

New Years is over. It's been over. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK, IDIOT.

FIX OUR FLOOR.

[the_lady_killer]

HEY. i totally had something awesome to celebrate. what, i can't tell you. but i've been waiting for quite some time to shoot that off.

if you were a guy, you'd totally understand.

[imno_heroine]

DON'T CELEBRATE WITH HOLES IN OUR FLOOR, YOU DUMB FUCK.

I'm glad I am not a male, if it means feeling like I have to destroy property, like, oh, yeah, floors (that people need in order not to fall).

And stop trying to move the blanket we put over it. WE ARE GETTING DRESSED UP HERE.

[the_lady_killer]

dude! the wind moves the blanket. what do you take me for, a pervert?!

i'm sorry about the floor! i'll fix it soon~! ... but, i still say we should put a ladder~! it'd be so awesome!

like, we could use our dorm as the entertainment room. and just share beds with each other. it'd totally work~!

[plumchild]

You got drunk too?

[the_lady_killer]

oh yeah! i mean, i can barely remember anythin'. everythin' is all fuzzy. you came over, right? HEY. yeah, that's right. we watched a movie, if i remember.

... i think.

[plumchild]

Yea, I did come over and you gave me some alcohol because I wanted to try it! ...what did you give me?

[the_lady_killer]

um. well, the bottle of my best stuff is empty, so. dude, i don't remember much! i didn't expect it to be that strong.

um. we didn't do anything, ya' don't think? ... i've been getting a lot of angry stares lately.

[asanoxrules]

Hey! So that hole in the ceiling??
TOTALLY AWESOME!

I made eggs this morning, and we didn't have anymore trash bags, so I just threw the shells up into the hole!!! It's like a garbage compactor in the sky<33

[yummycitrus]

Keigo?! Don't do that!

You know how when you crack egg shells the gooey membrane still stays inside ne? It makes the shells even messier and if you throw them up into the hole it'll create a big mess!

You might make rats and ants come into the dorms...Like last time when Daddy tried to make a compost heap in the sink...

[asanoxrules]

Not uh!! I'm sure one of the girls would throw the shells away before it got too bad!!

But maybe I should just throw the whole container??
Then there wouldn't be any liquid..

Your Dad did what!?!

[collegiatedrone]

Oh, yes, I returned those egg shells you so kindly left on our floor along with a bit of our own trash. I felt that such a generous favour should be returned with interest.