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..where were you while we were getting high?
..We started using the Oiuja Board and it wasn't working, we turned off the lights and lit a candle but still no spirits.. and I told everyone we should burn it.. because they scream supposedly.. but I forgot the fact that you'll die if you hear the screams.. Aaraston reminded me of this important factor.. so we just decided to burn the parker bros ( Read more... ) -
non-stop flight
My friends I have news .. I will be arriving in Phoenix as of the 3rd day of September through the 7th.. so ye shall await my return and we shall do mischevious things together.. -
.. and so there I am, suffering in silence..
bleck!! the sun has drained my life essence.. and has replaced it with freckles.. ugh! it's like the common disease of the Norse folk.. why must I suffer?...whyyyy!!.. (touches burn) oww! -
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Mosquitoes everywhere..oh my god, the buzzing, the buzzing!! ..what was that?!..back, get back *swatting noises* ha ha!! die you! diiiiieeee!! *panting*.. -
...bob received a bowling pin for his thirteenth birthday
...dancing penguins..now I find that amusing..do you? -
meow
Kemi had four foxy grey kittens, wild as hell, I had to get them from under my double wide trailor(erm!trailor trash I am)spider infested down there as well..the last one was tangled on wire string and I crawled under with a shirt wrapped around my head..you would have been laughing at me..I used my exacto blade and cut her free meanwhile bitting ( Read more... ) -
my bowels twitch with anxiety
Dresden Dolls is touring with NIN, you can guess how excited I am..they haven't even begun to finish with the European tour so I sit, and wait for the looming concert like a stinky doom in a far off distant space..must have tickets...must..have..Achooo!! ..excuse me .. ate too many cherry turnovers, I think they're turning over in my stomach.. ( Read more... ) -
by the side of the stump where she told me these things...
...if you hear a bell ring, you'll get some wings... -
girlfriend in a coma
..it's raining right now, the air is absolutely wonderful, I could just die, I feel like Maddy in Foxfire right after she let's Legs in from her window..anyways, hope no one's sick from the drastic changes in weather..I know I will, it's just a matter of time. I've gotta wake up in an hour..I can't find a reason why I torture myself with fatigue.. ( Read more... ) -
my spoon is too big?!
I'd do a moogle dance, but I'm pretty tired. JESUS MARY JOSEPH!! I'm working at Lowe's now, I'm the almighty job switcher, it sucks being a dynamic android such as myself cuz I change my job like my menstrual cycle.. I don't care..Ima chick and people just have to understand.. I'm gonna kidnap a lawn/garden employee so I can work with the bonzai ( Read more... )