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Scene: 1/10/06, Chem lab
Teacher: LOL
Me: *searches eBay*
Me: d00d, look at this
d00d: Fool, that PS2's broken.
Me: Nah, is just a Disc read error.
Friend with car: CAN FIX!
Me: See, d00d?
d00d: Shit son that be cheap
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah
Me: Yeah
d00d: If you want, I could buy it for you. On account of you not having an eBay account and shit.
Me: But I don't have le moneys.
d00d: You can pay me back whenever, it's only $35.
Me: R U SIRIUS
d00d: YA RLY
Me: I have a birthday coming up, so I could definitely pay you when the haul comes in.
d00d: woo
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah. I'll bid right now, it ends in an hour.
Me: Let's go to our next class.
d00d: For real.
Scene: 1/11/06, school cafeteria
Me: You won the auction, right?
d00d: YETH
Me: So it ships in a week?
d00d: Yeah, but I usually do it much faster than that. What the hell mail service is this bitch using?
Me: The Pony Express. ROFL
Scene: 1/17/06, school
Me: Is it here?
d00d: No.
Me: Damn mexicans.
Scene: 1/24/06, school
Me: Is it here?
d00d: No.
Me: WTFZORZ
d00d: i no can u believe it
Scene: 1/26/06, internet
Me: Is here?
d00d: IS HERE!
Me: REJOICE
d00d: I didn't open it, so we'll do it tomorrow in school.
Scene: 1/27/06, Chem lab
Teacher: YOU STUDENTS DID HORRIBLY ON THE EXAM
Me: Lies. I got a 90.
d00d: Let's open the box.
Me: I hope there's a broken PS2 inside.
d00d: LOL
Me: Yay, there's styrofoam.
d00d: At least she packed it well.
Me: No, it's breaking apart and getting everywhere. I AM ANGRY
d00d: Toss that shit.
Me: *takes out the PS2*
Friend with car: BEHOLD
d00d: A broken PS2!
Me: More broken than originally described. Where's the power cable and controller?
Friend with car: Insert Zero Wing reference here.
d00d: What the hell happened to the controller ports?
Me: Bitch must have taken them out instead of mailing them to me.
d00d: Hm. That's okay, Paypal insures mislabeled auctions.
Me: Nice. Bitch gon' pay!
Scene: same day, after school outside
noobface: THATS WAT U GET FOR BUYING OFF EBAY
Asian friend: You should have bought a slim PS2.
Me: Which would have cost several times more than what was in my budget.
noobface: ITS WORTH IT SONY MAKES QUALITY PRODUCTS THAT LAST LONG TIME
Me: I don't have $150. You should buy me a PS2 instead of bitching about how I got this one.
noobface: NO U
To be continued...
Teacher: LOL
Me: *searches eBay*
Me: d00d, look at this
d00d: Fool, that PS2's broken.
Me: Nah, is just a Disc read error.
Friend with car: CAN FIX!
Me: See, d00d?
d00d: Shit son that be cheap
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah
Me: Yeah
d00d: If you want, I could buy it for you. On account of you not having an eBay account and shit.
Me: But I don't have le moneys.
d00d: You can pay me back whenever, it's only $35.
Me: R U SIRIUS
d00d: YA RLY
Me: I have a birthday coming up, so I could definitely pay you when the haul comes in.
d00d: woo
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah
Me: Yeah
d00d: Yeah. I'll bid right now, it ends in an hour.
Me: Let's go to our next class.
d00d: For real.
Scene: 1/11/06, school cafeteria
Me: You won the auction, right?
d00d: YETH
Me: So it ships in a week?
d00d: Yeah, but I usually do it much faster than that. What the hell mail service is this bitch using?
Me: The Pony Express. ROFL
Scene: 1/17/06, school
Me: Is it here?
d00d: No.
Me: Damn mexicans.
Scene: 1/24/06, school
Me: Is it here?
d00d: No.
Me: WTFZORZ
d00d: i no can u believe it
Scene: 1/26/06, internet
Me: Is here?
d00d: IS HERE!
Me: REJOICE
d00d: I didn't open it, so we'll do it tomorrow in school.
Scene: 1/27/06, Chem lab
Teacher: YOU STUDENTS DID HORRIBLY ON THE EXAM
Me: Lies. I got a 90.
d00d: Let's open the box.
Me: I hope there's a broken PS2 inside.
d00d: LOL
Me: Yay, there's styrofoam.
d00d: At least she packed it well.
Me: No, it's breaking apart and getting everywhere. I AM ANGRY
d00d: Toss that shit.
Me: *takes out the PS2*
Friend with car: BEHOLD
d00d: A broken PS2!
Me: More broken than originally described. Where's the power cable and controller?
Friend with car: Insert Zero Wing reference here.
d00d: What the hell happened to the controller ports?
Me: Bitch must have taken them out instead of mailing them to me.
d00d: Hm. That's okay, Paypal insures mislabeled auctions.
Me: Nice. Bitch gon' pay!
Scene: same day, after school outside
noobface: THATS WAT U GET FOR BUYING OFF EBAY
Asian friend: You should have bought a slim PS2.
Me: Which would have cost several times more than what was in my budget.
noobface: ITS WORTH IT SONY MAKES QUALITY PRODUCTS THAT LAST LONG TIME
Me: I don't have $150. You should buy me a PS2 instead of bitching about how I got this one.
noobface: NO U
To be continued...