My hair smells like coconuts and wet dog.

Delightful.

I want to do something crazy.

But what?

Who made a 630 on the math section of the SAT?! OH WAIT, that's right. ME. I do realize that most of my friends would take that as a sign that they need to tell me, "It's okay, you can do better next time." because they are all geniuses. (Seriously- you guys are so smart I cry myself to sleep at night) But in all reality- a 630 is like winning ( Read more... )

Star Wars Horoscope for Capricorn


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List five songs that you are currently digging... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the five songs in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )

I am a crazy conclusion jumper. If I don't get called back at the exact time someone says they'll call me- I think they hate me. If I hear people whispering when I'm around I figure they're talking about me. If I come home and no one else is here I conclude that they've all abandoned me and left me to fend for my poor frail self. This is all ( Read more... )

Have you ever noticed that you can go months- sometimes even years- without hearing a song and the second it comes on, you know every word? That is a beautiful thing.

I just blocked an 11 year old girl. I hope she doesn't find out, I would hate to be the reason she never acheives anything in life. I know I would be devastated if Whitney Waller blocked me. There may be some curiosity circling the fact that an 11 year old was talking to me in the first place. It baffles me as well, so I just don't know ( Read more... )

For the first time since basically forever, I was SCOFFED at.

While at Target with Megan, these three totally hott and totally skanky girls were standing around and one had this HUGE fur purse. It was approximately the size of the African continent. You know that's big. While I was staring at this monstrosity, she must have felt my eyes on her ( Read more... )

Today at Old Navy, I think the old lady in the dressing room was trying to get my digits ( Read more... )