Post the First

[the_little_bee]

Where am I? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? This act cannot be tolerated... I don't know how you were able to abduct a captain of the Gotei 13, but you must know the consequences. IDENTIFY YOURSELF

Comments

[murderperfect]

Holy shit. Calm the hell down.

[the_little_bee]

I will do no such thing. Identify yourself, and tell me exactly WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??

[murderperfect]

You will. Logan. Shit, son. I don't know. You know you're not in Kansas anymore, right?

[the_little_bee]

...did you just call me "son"?

And, yes, despite the moronic phrasing, I had gathered as much. Nowhere in the Soul Society is so... hideous. Not even Zaraki District.

[tinyfukutaichou]

Ninja-taichou! Have you seen Kenchan?

[the_little_bee]

Kusajishi-fukutaichou?!

I have not. Where are we? What's going on??

[tinyfukutaichou]

Yeah!

We're in Pur-ga-to-rie, an' we did some sinnin' or somethin'! I can' find Kenchan anywhere but Fuzzy-san and Jean-bean have been lettin' me stay with them!

[murderperfect]

We've gotta talk about this "Fuzzy-san" business, kid. It's crimping my style.

[wonderfulwhite]

.............?

[the_little_bee]

And you are?

he's so scared of you

[wonderfulwhite]

..............................arrancar

Re: he's so scared of you

[the_little_bee]

I feel it is fair to warn you: I am going to tear you limb from limb.

[pervy_sannin]

Why, hello!!!

[the_little_bee]

Do you have information for me?

[ryuuzakirly]

...Shinigami?

[the_little_bee]

Do you find issue with my identity?

[ryuuzakirly]

Not particularly with your identity, although I understand the Shinigami here are possibly different from those who are from my own world.

[the_little_bee]

Then why did you find it necessary to inquire?