a hilarious kick in the pants:

landlord: so i called my electrician about the fire alarms going off randomly. he said it was the humidity...and that i won't happen if you guys turn your air conditioning on.

b: we don't have air conditioning.

landlord: yes you do. you have central air.

b: shut up.

landlord: hold on. you guys went through that ( Read more... )

today i worked and ran and cleaned the bathroom and ate lunch (leftover dinner) and drank lots of water and heard someone smile over the phone and made a new friend at work and burned a cd and planned a trip and drank lots of water and showered (twice) and tried a new dessert tofu thing and did a word search and put in a load of laundry and watched ( Read more... )

crikes, it's hot out. and in here too, actually ( Read more... )

worst day at work ever. it was SO busy, i didn't have a second to think, there were always at LEAST ten people on hold waiting to be helped, and i ended my shift with an angry woman yelling at me for at 15 mins. AFTER i was supposed to have stopped working ( Read more... )

i love richard swift ( Read more... )

first, thanks for the kind words that were posted in response to my drunken angst. many glasses of wine after a long week at work combined with too much on my mind results in...well, you saw what it reuslts in ( Read more... )

first real shift today.
i'm scared. of a great many things, few of which are actually doing my job.

also, i am having a musicgasm.
right....NOW.
i don't care if it's leaked. THAT'S RIGHT I DON'T CARE.

one whirlwind week of training, four mornings waking up at 6:45am, at least a hundred "where would you like to reserve?"'s, one too-close-for-comfort near miss, seventy two park locations memorized, and one new close friend made ( Read more... )

just let me say this:

HOLY SHIT, IT'S JULY.

and that's all i have to report for today.