Mother Flood Drama

[the_local_echo]

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[the_local_echo]

When I was at her place, it was tempting to imagine turning the water back on, spraying everywhere with a hose for good measure and dumping a couple of frogs in her bath.

Or:

"Hi, I checked out your house, good news, your goldfish are still alive and looking well"
"Goldfish? I don't have any goldfish."
"Do you not? Oh, you do now. They're doing laps in your kitchen"

[the_local_echo]

She can't stand being around other women of a similar temperament, although curiously enough she gets on rather well with similar men.

[the_local_echo]

Do we give them boxing gloves, or bare knuckle?

I was watching QI this weekend, and Stephen Fry said that bare-knuckle fighting was actually less dangerous (in terms of serious injuries or deaths) because you couldn't hit someone really hard in a vulnerable area like the chin as you'd break your own hand in the process.

[suzyscottdotcom]

You're welcome to send her my pictures of my escapades with my flat in Dundee, if you want to scare her off!

Sxxx

[the_local_echo]

Yeah... the flood was so dramatic, it washed all her furniture away, and some stranger's furniture floated in, in its place.

[suzyscottdotcom]

Yeah, did that stranger also claim on their insurance? ;-)

[cmcmck]

So where have you hidden the blunt instrument? As for her behaviour towards Sarah, words just fail me.........

HUGS both

[pinkdormouse]

Your mother makes mine look totally sane and reasonable.

HUGS