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Jul 25, 2007 12:59

I bought a pair of so low pants... does this mean that i no longer have a soul?

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anemorocker July 25 2007, 18:49:25 UTC
It means several things:
1) You have fallen into the fold of all other upper-class American girls.
2) You have sunk so low that your soul effectively zones out of existence.

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the_lone_gull July 26 2007, 00:24:27 UTC
Are you calling my ass big?

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5_gold_galleons July 26 2007, 02:25:14 UTC
no, it just means you have a good taste in clothing and aren't afraid to wear what you like. fuck what people say about so lows! they are COMFY.

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lebisouviolet July 26 2007, 14:55:22 UTC
Whenever I see girls wearing Solows, they usually look terrible in them because it either makes their legs look 10 pounds heavier or it just points out how grossly thin their legs are, but I think you may be the only girl at NSHS (or Massachusetts, for that matter) who wouldn't go either way. They are, however, HELLA overpriced (you can get practically the same pants sans "Solow" label for cheap!), so the unnecessarily enormous price mostly accounts for having the label "Solow" on your ass. Therefore, your soul is gone. Satan's now keeping it in his back pocket.

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the_lone_gull July 26 2007, 16:34:57 UTC
now you don't understand; a)they don't have the giant letters on the ass. b)I got them at the closing sale of the Filene's Basement in Boston. Does that make it better? And yeah, my ass looks awesome in them!

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sweetfortay August 1 2007, 11:54:23 UTC
yup jk

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