ardy party lyrics
Ardy Party - Lyrics
Yo, yo
I knew this cat named Ardy,
He wore sandals and socks
When he came to the party he would maked sure it rocks
He would flail his arms around
And do the Ardy dance
Leaving every motherfucker with funk in their pants
It’s Friday, you’re at the jam of the year
But, something’s missing there
Man, Ardy ain’t here
People standing on the wall, not freakin at all
Check it, what you need to do is give ardy a call
And then sixty seconds later there’s a knock on the door
It’s my man Ardy with Bacardi saying, “Get on the floor”
And I’ve been getting down ever since he said that shit
At the dance club having a conniption fit
Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy? (no one!)
Who smokes base back of the Alley? (Ardy!)
When we found him on the street he was homeless and shit
So we addicted him to coke, now he be dependent
Now, if he wants more drugs, he gotta rock for us
Go down the hoe stroll and pick up cock for us
Hey, yo, Ardy’s got the steps that will move your body
That’s why we like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (we like the ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks. Sandals and socks, sandals and socks.)
(we like the Ardy who rocks the party) (we like the Ardy who rocks the party)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
Yo, Ardy stinks like a motherfucker drowning in shit
But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid
He’s so intelligent and charming
Ugly and disgusting
For a hit of yay he’ll do just about anything
“Like suck my dick?”
Hell yeah he’ll suck your dick, nerd
You’re holding weight he’ll do anything, word
He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown
And if you got a girl over you don’t want him around
“Cause he smells bad?”
Naw dog, cause he’ll snatch her up
Straight player for reals
Sports sandals and socks
Picture the most disgusting fucking man on the planet
Then multiply that by eight, god damn Ardy’s great
Do, anything for my ace, even clean his face
When the schmootz starts to dry
Plus, he always stays laced
In the brand new tivas
Plus the rolled socks
You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (we like the ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks. Sandals and socks, sandals and socks.)
(we like the Ardy who rocks the party) (we like the Ardy who rocks the party)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
Ardy, smoothest cat you’ve ever seen
The chicks know what I mean (he’s so fresh and so clean)
He’ll rub up on your leg without warning, start humping it
What’s that smell in his pants? He’s been dumpin’ it
True game, making all the girls pause
(Ardy, you look good with that dump in your drawers)
If Ardy ever stopped rockin, you know we would kill him
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a building
So I slip him pcp whenever he’s not looking
So he keeps the party jumping from the floor to the ceiling
yeah, he looks good when he’s smoking those rocks
And don’t forget y’all, he’s wearing sandals and socks
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (we like the ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks. Sandals and socks, sandals and socks.)
(we like the Ardy who rocks the party) (we like the Ardy who rocks the party)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
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