Once Upon A Time... || Moderate aphro || yes, this is supposed to be funny
What in the world...?
Okay. Last time was weird enough, waking up in a hotel room full of erotic paintings, porn, and sex paraphernalia. This time? Matsuda opened his eyes, but actually... couldn’t see much ahead of him. He was trapped. In what appeared, smelled, and felt like... fruit?
It wasn’t a pile of fruit, no. He was inside one gigantic fruit. He had a bit of mobility despite this, and winced at the slimy, sticky sensation as he fidgeted, trying to break free, or at least get comfortable. Perhaps he could eat his way out...?
He took a bite. Yes, he was correct, it was definitely a peach. A giant, sweet, ripe, juicy peach. It was actually... pretty good. As he kept eating, the light from wherever he was peered through the fruit’s flesh a little more brightly, so he figured there wasn’t too far from reaching the end. After some wriggling, he got his hands free to scrape and speed up the process.
“Aah - finally!! God...” He reached fresh air, clawing at the edge with all of his might to widen it so he might escape. He stumbled to the ground, on all fours, catching his breath. Standing up, he reached down to wipe the peachy goo off of his hands with his slacks, but -
“Oh, hell no.” Yeah. Slacks? No such luck. He was completely naked. And covered in slimy, sticky, sweet juice and pulp.
Suddenly extremely self-conscious, he made an instinctive yet futile effort to cover himself by hunching over, wondering where the hell he even was.
This was the weirdest birthday ever.
[[ooc: Were you in the mood for something surreal? Because now you have it. Explanation: 桃太 (Touta, his first name) is only one kanji character away from 桃太郎 (Momotaro, the Japanese fairy tale). Considering he also picks 太郎(Taro) as his alias, it seems fairly obvious he was named after this fairy tale hero.
Anywayyy. Anyone for CR or pointing and laughing, women only for smut, castmates are total win, preferences are here. And don’t worry; it is supposed to be funny. Aaand, don’t forget where we are; that peach is no ordinary peach. If anyone wants a... um... taste, they’re gonna get aphro’d. Not to mention, he's eaten his way out of the damn thing.
It’s his birthday. Make it awesome.]]
Okay. Last time was weird enough, waking up in a hotel room full of erotic paintings, porn, and sex paraphernalia. This time? Matsuda opened his eyes, but actually... couldn’t see much ahead of him. He was trapped. In what appeared, smelled, and felt like... fruit?
It wasn’t a pile of fruit, no. He was inside one gigantic fruit. He had a bit of mobility despite this, and winced at the slimy, sticky sensation as he fidgeted, trying to break free, or at least get comfortable. Perhaps he could eat his way out...?
He took a bite. Yes, he was correct, it was definitely a peach. A giant, sweet, ripe, juicy peach. It was actually... pretty good. As he kept eating, the light from wherever he was peered through the fruit’s flesh a little more brightly, so he figured there wasn’t too far from reaching the end. After some wriggling, he got his hands free to scrape and speed up the process.
“Aah - finally!! God...” He reached fresh air, clawing at the edge with all of his might to widen it so he might escape. He stumbled to the ground, on all fours, catching his breath. Standing up, he reached down to wipe the peachy goo off of his hands with his slacks, but -
“Oh, hell no.” Yeah. Slacks? No such luck. He was completely naked. And covered in slimy, sticky, sweet juice and pulp.
Suddenly extremely self-conscious, he made an instinctive yet futile effort to cover himself by hunching over, wondering where the hell he even was.
This was the weirdest birthday ever.
[[ooc: Were you in the mood for something surreal? Because now you have it. Explanation: 桃太 (Touta, his first name) is only one kanji character away from 桃太郎 (Momotaro, the Japanese fairy tale). Considering he also picks 太郎(Taro) as his alias, it seems fairly obvious he was named after this fairy tale hero.
Anywayyy. Anyone for CR or pointing and laughing, women only for smut, castmates are total win, preferences are here. And don’t worry; it is supposed to be funny. Aaand, don’t forget where we are; that peach is no ordinary peach. If anyone wants a... um... taste, they’re gonna get aphro’d. Not to mention, he's eaten his way out of the damn thing.
It’s his birthday. Make it awesome.]]