Under duress

[the_mardy_bum]

Since everyone and their brother (literally) has asked me why I’m still single at the ripe old age of 35, I have decided to put an ad out for something that I’m told is called a ‘boy’ ‘friend’. I don’t think I like the idea of a ‘boy’ friend. What are grown-up ones called? Man-friends?

Anyway, I think the ad will run something like this:

Wanted for

Comments

[greenhoodloxley]

That's a good list.

In the meantime. *watches more Sherlock*

[the_mardy_bum]

They would certainly be fun! :)

[gritsinmisery]

If I were still young and single, I could use this as a template with very minor alterations. Keep it, stick to it, and tell everyone who doesn't like it where they can stick it.

[the_mardy_bum]

You don't think it's too demanding, too picky??
LOL - but I will be sticking to this. :)