"Clenching and unclenching my buttocks in vain despair"

[the_middle_head]

A summation of my future as the middle component of the Three Headed Giant of Oxford, but also fairly apposite to the present futility of existence *sobs* *pours out soul*

Comments

[thecapitalc]

Ha! Me first! *dances* I hate it when MSN screws up!!!!!

[anagrammatical]

*laughs in thoroughly puerile fashion*

[thecapitalc]

Heehee Conno we should go on about phalluses and LAVA and FAT BABIES and thus thoroughly avoid revision!

[anagrammatical]

but will Huw appreciate it?

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What am I saying?? EVERYONE appreciates a good phallus! :D

[thecapitalc]

LOL metal penises ;) Actually, lost people would probably appreciate it too ;)

We are so deranged!

[anagrammatical]

Don't forget your sphincter.

[anagrammatical]

Well done Huw. I look forward to many more entries of this nature ;)

[thecapitalc]

He already said he can't be bothered to update. We have to badger him. *badgers*

[e_sin_ohm]

Is this the Tree One?