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[the_middle_head]

Just had an amusing argument with a chap calling himself Gavin in Delhi. About sperm

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[e_sin_ohm]

You should try to tell them to hold, as you have to go off to do something, and then blare bad jingly music down the phone.

[thecapitalc]

LOL I didn't know it was actually a game you played- I just thought you did so as a matter of course. Next time why not pretend to be half deaf like my grandfather? It irritates my mum NO END. You can always tell when she's speaking with him because she repeats every sentence twice, and much louder (and with more irritation) the second time.

[anagrammatical]

Lol! That's so amusing. :D But I've never been able to do things like that because I invariably burst out laughing and spoil it all, or I feel too self conscious and can't carry it off. Though I've always wanted to pretend to be a gormless Japanese tourist in Bristol and generally wind everyone up by asking them if they know the Queen and demanding if Bristol Cathedral is Westminster.

One of my friends' parents winds up Jehovah's witnesses, which is much more amusing. Once when one turned up and asked her, 'but don't you want to go to heaven?'

She asked, 'will you be there?'

The Jehovah's witness said, 'yes.'

She thought for a moment and said, 'in that case, not really, thanks,' and closed the door in his face.

[stonecoldcrazyo]

You now what..I never even thought about doing something like that. Its a great idea though..next time one of them phones (which will be soon because they call about a thousand times a week), I will not get annoyed, I will have a go at what you do and see if I can make them hang up on me.

I don't think its abusive or racist...I mean, for goodness sakes, they phone that often, how can you just sit back and not get annoyed? Haha :) I am Fey by the way...nice journal.