Ahhhhh... finally, a nice sunny, warm day today- almost like summer, terrific, oh yes, indeed. And perfect bong weather too... a fair few hits, felt a lot happier than usual and so then chilled with Pearcey, Will, Frank, Jimmy et al... Will and Frank got WRECKED, this being unusual as Will is always going on about how he never smokes and dislikes ( Read more... )

Ho-hum, another crap day in the non-stop rollercoaster of my life. I wake up, it's dark, I get the bus, it's still dark, at the bus stop, my brother gets the sudden urge to tell me everyone in year 11 voted me the ugliest and most hateable kid in the entire school (like he's fucking Brad Pitt or something...), I get to school and sleepwalk through ( Read more... )

Gahhhhh... I've lost heart in this shit recently, and I still have- it just depressed me to see it not changing at all (this journal), so I thought I'd do a quick update, just because ( Read more... )

"Did you know lack of sex has been scientifically proven to lead to homocidal behaviour in male teens?".
That's my new chatup line, and I intend to use it tomorrow, for my entertainment strictly. I'll get back to you on this one.

I swore once that I'd never print one of these things as below on my journal- 'what's the point?' I always thought, if people come on my journal, it's to read about my life or just to be polite- they aren't gonna want to see some dumb thing I got off the internet saying that the MASH character I'm most like is Hawkeye (that's good, for those of you ( Read more... )

OK, today I woke up, had breakfast, went to school, practiced for speech day for what either seemed like or actually was an eternity, eventually went on stage where people pretended to admire me with clapping under the teachers orders and received a book that was already mine from a person I'd never met before and would never meet again- then I ( Read more... )

God, Livejournal enteries are so boring aren't they? Really- if it were a choice between re-reading old journal enteries or rectally inserting a porcuipine into myself, I would always choose the porcupine as more exciting. I mean, I feel like I should hand out little cards at the end of these saying 'thank you for taking time to read this, really, ( Read more... )

Oh dear. It's happened again, just like last year. I've gone and got myself completely and hopelessly addicted to TV. Shit ( Read more... )

Finally... I've been through the shadow of the valley of sickness and have emerged triumphant... I'm back... weak, but alive ( Read more... )