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the_minions

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Jan 09, 2005 16:52

Has anyone noticed that its really hard to see in da dark? Why is that? I mean, it doesnt bother me so much, because I just keep walkin till I bump inta somethign that doesnt move, but some others arents so lucky. I'm jus lookin out for them. Does eating carrots help? I heard it helps. The bad thing is that tere are no carrots to be found. We even ( Read more... )

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headboy_ernie January 9 2005, 02:20:51 UTC

Bet its becauxse she gives him blowu jobs every night or something.

This is so far from the truth that it's kinda depressing, actually not funny.

And she's not getting fat.

And fifth comes after fourth. Though if you have five helpings I'm amazed that you could eat more than one meal a day.

the_minions January 9 2005, 03:03:23 UTC

So why else do you keep her arond, then?

And she is. Tis not my fault your in love and thus have no brain antymore.

Oh, five's just average. I can do seven on a good day.

headboy_ernie January 9 2005, 03:11:17 UTC

I don't 'keep' her around. She chose to stay.

Well, at least that beats you never having had a brain to begin with.

Have you thought of a career as a waste disposal unit?

the_minions January 9 2005, 03:20:16 UTC

Yeah, because youve got a bed. Even Id stay for that.

I do have a brain. Once when I was at St Mungos they looked inside my head and proved it.

I told you, I've already got a job.

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gryff_parvati January 9 2005, 02:22:59 UTC

Oh my goodness! First years aren't for eating! I mean, I know they make terrible, terrible fashion mistakes, but that doesn't mean they should be dinner!

the_minions January 9 2005, 02:52:55 UTC

Oh dont give me any of that bleeding heart wishy wasy Gryffindor nonsense.

Do you have a better idea?

gryff_parvati January 9 2005, 19:25:28 UTC

Yes! Not eating the first years!

the_minions January 10 2005, 02:58:28 UTC

What do you think we should eat then?

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ravenclaw_wonde January 9 2005, 03:46:50 UTC

Eating carrots is probably good when you start with it at a young age. So I guess it's too late for you to worry about that now.
Our eyes are just not adapted to seeing in the dark. They need light for some reason.

Our friend God the chef's probably made a big stack of foood appear.

It will probably just rot away.

the_minions January 9 2005, 04:59:39 UTC

ROT? NOOOO. Im gonna break the wall down.

ravenclaw_wonde January 9 2005, 07:55:57 UTC

You want a detention real bad, don't you?

the_minions January 10 2005, 02:59:04 UTC

Boo that's stupid. Who wants actually wants detenion?

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millieslytherin January 9 2005, 05:20:27 UTC

GREGORY GOYLE.

I am going to maim you. Reverse your gender or something.

You're fat too!

Git.

the_minions January 9 2005, 05:22:57 UTC

You sound tense. Is there somthing wrong? Not getting enough sleep?

And Im not fat. I'm well-built with lots o muscles.

millieslytherin January 9 2005, 05:25:45 UTC

Why does Millicent get the Head Boys' bed?

I got it because I kicked him out of it.

Whys she sooo special?

I'm special because I am his girlfriend.

I AM NOT TENSE. Why don't you go give Vincent some special attention. I heard from a third year that you were groping him earlier.

the_minions January 9 2005, 05:29:23 UTC

I got it because I kicked him out of it.

What? He just let you have it just like that? Very weak of him.

I'm special because I am his girlfriend.

Twas probably a fluke.

And I wasn't gropin Vin. Theres not much space on the Gyrffindor floor.

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